Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse! At least you weren't rolling the testes :)
hiloman500 0
it's kinda what you get for doing that...
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Comments (159)
farkie3 8
LOL. Boobs. Where's this museum? I wanna go there ;D
perdix 31
I guess the sight of some loser titty-******* some fake boobs might cause staring. . . If you think **** feel like a stress ball, you need to get out more, or stop purchasing ****** who have had cheap implants put in by incompetent doctors.
crimsongetsu 0
you retarded...******* are perfect stress balls
kmwis_00 6
Haha, ouchh? I think that would hurt if you just came up to your girlfriend or something and started using her boobs as a stress ball.. Lol & especially if you were mad! :O
Nine001 0
WoA Florida and the USA..I need to find where the museum is.
generalcheif123 0
well it won't be Florida and the pakistan will it?
love0128 5
I'm just wondering WHY there is even a museum like this?...
nerdsgetmehot 23
At least you weren't absent-mindedly groping the "testes."
yummycupcakegirl 0
I guess they wouldn't allow kids there...
Zmeilerr 22
right? sounds like a place people would actually go to.
Jimboom 12
Lol. Don't feel too bad. Everyone gets entranced the first time they get to feel boob.
itsmekids 0
agreed with #8
TrollFeeder 10
You probably don't wanna touch that, I'm sure the janitor plays with the boobs after hours.
butthole_cheeze 0
i wouldve rolled the s*** out of the testicles.