Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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young_weezy_fml 3
those french tips tho
SmittyJA24 26
... Yawn ....
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Comments (94)
fullalove 23
She kept looking at her watch DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX! But I cried the whole time DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX! I think she might have been a racist. DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX! She put a bag on my head STILL COUNTS!
redwing_fml 1
spend more time pleasuring her.
thundermoo 16
This means you're doing it wrong. Pay attention to pleasing her too?
WhiteZoneRedZone 6
Next time try eating a pastrami sandwich if things are getting dull. If that doesn't help then start watching some Netflix...
snowdreak 12
Communicate with her during non-sex times and ask her what she might want to try! Or find one of her "spots" and buy a novelty item for it
Drobber23 3
Take control in the bedroom brooooo
arre2006 19
You met be terrible
mwcowboy 2
jump the curb, thatll get her attention
flamy676 9
Don't get too down on yourself op, many women have trouble keeping their mind on sex during intercourse. Just ask her what things she wants to try in bed and try to spice things up. As a woman I can tell you our minds tend to wander keep her involved and try new things
Jivesliven 24
That was me this morning.. hopefully this isn't my boyfriend's fml though.