Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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young_weezy_fml 3
those french tips tho
SmittyJA24 26
... Yawn ....
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Comments (94)
Larsh 4
Get rough!!
jordzy 8
Maybe you should dress up as something
8born8 18
Oooohh... Right in the ego...
icepick23 12
Who cares what she was doing?
JCal585 8
You should get better at sex..
victorcaulfield 3
Your doing it wrong. Get better and maybe she wouldn't be board.
Daydreamer4466 6
Dude that sucks. You have to play with her flower while you are having fun.
yaeza 3
Start going harder?
Sarah214 1
Ask her what she likes obviously. Or just get up and put your clothes on and leave. That's a bitch move that she did that. She's not a keeper.
GERxJAN 6
doesnt matter - had sex