Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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young_weezy_fml 3
those french tips tho
SmittyJA24 26
... Yawn ....
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Comments (94)
EmmaMK 35
At least she stayed awake.
Mackay92 14
accidentally put it in her anus that'll spice it up
weedandfood 8
Dude boo get better moves
FlyingPie 17
You nailed her.
siggy_mcsigx 22
That is a stupid expectation, haha.
0neiros 14
If you catch her checking her nails again, call out someone else's name. You'll find out quick how distracted she is.
ineedhelp89 4
At least your girlfriend I sleeting you have sex.....
YAMICHA 2
Put it in her ass she won't be so bored.
speakersboom 19
DONE. GOT HER NAILS D-O-N-E.
nomoreparty 11
Atleast she didn't maul ur pee pee.. Survived after bad sex.