Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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young_weezy_fml 3
those french tips tho
SmittyJA24 26
... Yawn ....
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Comments (94)
Retrokitty 9
Communication is key :)
Retrokitty 9
Especially of you have a hang nail. It's hard to pay attention when one of those suckers is sitting there starting at you.
worldclassrager 41
Better than taking a nap right?
Rizzen 27
**** her harder.
olpally 33
So... Not FYL then? Haha wow.
aut5413 10
It's time for a "simba"
jefrey 9
the next time Blindfold and tied her hands, she wil love you for ever.. you are welcome
Mauskau 36
Not everyone is into that... actually I don't know as I am.
JanisEvans 10
Wow, sucks to be her. Looking at nails comes after mental shopping list and cleaning schedule... I'm getting bored just thinking about it.
perdix 31
Maybe she was prompted to think of them since you were "nailing" her so well? Hey, it's Christmas and that's the best I could do.
saocrates 16
So would this be an FML for both of them? That sucks OP, as others stated communicate with her and try to improve it from there. It will help both of you enjoy it more hopefully.