Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, it's been 14 years since at our wedding my now-husband lost the wedding ring, and we had to rush to buy another, which delayed the wedding and cost us our honeymoon flight and thousands of extra pounds. I just got his old suit out to dry clean. The missing ring was in its box, in his jacket. I'm going to kill him. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
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Avaquin 0
wow. no offence, but hes an ass.
isantorin 0
sounds like the start to a great marriage.
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Avaquin 0
wow. no offence, but hes an ass.
BussellRishop 0
way to pick your husband. last guy left in the bar?
Dante167 0
Pfft hes not an ass, shes got herself a keeper
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
******* yeah he's an ass. And I mean to be offensive. Get a new man bitch.
easylazy 0
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Is it just me or does this FML seem like a bunch of random stuff put together?? Like what does losing the wedding ring have anything to do with the dinner party, him getting drunk, or him calling her a bitch?...
777888777 0
hell yea, this guy is awesome
xsmores 0
It's not random stuff, she's giving you the context. He lost it WHILE they were getting ready for the dinner party and he got upset because she started crying. Because he was upset, he got drunk and while he was wasted he called her a bitch. If he hasn't apologized, then something's wrong.
Naheelawhatwhat 0
well, you probably were a bitch. Alcohol is a truth syrum afterall
ROIDRAGE 1
YDI FOR BEING A DRAMA QUEEN INFRONT OF THE PRESENCE OF BEER AND BUDDIES
yogurtisyummy 0
save yourself and divorce him now. i dont know why you didnt really what an ass he is before you married him. YDI.
ArtandLove 0
Dude, if my husband lost his wedding ring after only a week of being married, I'd probably cry, too. Screwing something up so early on would probably feel like a symbol that the whole marriage would get screwed up soon as well. Crying when one's emotions are running high does not make one a drama queen. If he called you a bitch for crying, then he's the world's biggest asshole. How about some comfort? Not a put down that will only make you cry more.
amy_shmamy 0
yeah but where's the funny part i was like uhhhh. not really something to put on fmylife
iareamused 0
people lose things. its natural. dont need to cry over it. however, his reactions after you cried is inexcusable. and calling you a bitch is just WAY over the line, drunk or sober. especially after only ONE week of being married? does he love you AT ALL?
WackTastic 0
*cough* Annulment! *cough*
nolasaints 0
if he does that again divorce his fat ass.
v8rax 0
that's funny bc what he said is hilarious !
NurseHolly 3
That wedding ring should stay lost! What a dick...
MissAmz 7
I'd have to agree. And lots of wedding rings cost a ****-ton. She was probably crying because of the money that just went down the drain only after a week as well. Poor thing. :(
thedrifter889 0
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Don't take offense to shit he says when he is drunk, because if you do, he's completely right.
paperfox_fml 0
Being drunk is no excuse for being a shit to your loved ones. Simply put, if you can't take your alcohol, you don't ******* drink it.
xHaniffax 0
paperfox FTW
Caayouteepie 0
when people are drunk usually their true feelings come out so I dont think it makes her a bitch cause shes mad about it.
sickinlove13 0
I think people use "the truth comes out when you're drunk" as an excuse. At first I believed it, but I've seen a lot of guys/girls just become way too mean and say whatever's on their minds because, hey, they're drunk and they can say whatever they want at that point.
marleesharpie 0
Paperfox is right.
MissAmz 7
Yep. I think it's a complete cop-out, just an excuse to be an ass.
isantorin 0
sounds like the start to a great marriage.
ncochrum 0
He's a keeper
GENNNA_ 0
Hahahah, I agree
hecuva 0
not saying dump him or anything, but hold this over his head for a LONG TIME! also hope that he doesn't get any worse than calling you a bitch when he's drunk..
st0815 9
Great plan. Nothing like dragging a fight out for months to really finish the marriage. Not that it seems worth saving, so maybe it would be for the best.
kaelendra 0
what a wonderful guy... sarcasm. Calling your new wife a bitch is too far imho even after getting drunk and the drama queen comment before getting drunk... total fail on his part.
staringatnothing 0
maybe you should have figured out what an awful person he was BEFORE you married him. what a concept! go to therapy. even though its only been a week....
NonImmigrant 0
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YDI for being a drama queen
EffYoLife 14
youre a dumbazz!
lovesick4628 0
woooooowwwwww idiot!!!
pointofthesun 1
I agree
EffYoLife 14
TIME FOR A DIVORCE! BRITNEY SPEARS STYLE!
kickazz16 15
Just don't go bald.
tudezdawgzy 0
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yes! #9 but calm down he was drunk
Logica42 0
Even before he was drunk he called her a drama queen for crying about losing her wedding ring. Sure, some people don't care about it ("I can get a new one," and whatnot, which would actually sorta be my take on it), but if you're MARRYING somebody who DOES care, you DON'T call them a ******* drama queen for caring about something.
Mandy_fml 0
Agreed. He should know her well enough to know that stuff matters. Anyway - it is a pretty bad omen, haha. Drunk people always ARE their true natures - emotions are exemplified.
Lancerman7449 0
drunk words=sober thoughts