Metal as ****
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
Today, I worked my first day at a nursery. At nap time I spent about an hour trying to get all the kids to calm down and go to sleep. I'd finally got the last one to drop off, when my phone rang. Loudly. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
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in_side_out 0
**** yeah . your sons gonna be a rocker hard out
Good_old_Grim 8
Where is the "congratulations" button?
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Comments (321)
TerrorDollie 0
When I have kids, I want mine to be the same!
lolwutdino 9
that's epic, I want your kid. :D
QWERTYCommander 5
That is one epic son.
mike3775 39
Sounds to me like the 4 yr old is being a typical 4 yr old. I am sick of places trying to tame kids into being these "obedient" little people and not allowing them to be themselves. My kids when they were 4, did not want to take naps either, and instead of forcing them to take the naps, I came up with something else for them to do that would keep em quiet and out of my hair. I let them be themselves and thats probably why they are the way they are today, well mannered and creative
nomudkips 4
Wait. TRIED to start one?
Lifes_a_bust 0
This is an FML how? Hell, I'd be proud to have a child like that.
redtigerlily 5
Cool kid you have there
caraphernelia 0
any scenie weenie's dream kid.
aaliyahsagirah 5
noshing ain't a 'scene' thing. it's a metal thing. taking pictures of yourself with multicolored, poofed hair and a kids shirt is a scene thing.
katybaby 0
hahaha thats awesome. Just be prepared bc if he's starting mosh pits at 4 then he's gunna be crazy ridiculous when he's actually old enough to start goin to shows lol
RawrBunneh 0
wow! I would be proud, just tell him to do that when there's music not at naptime! Gotta sleep...