Metal as ****
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
Today, I worked my first day at a nursery. At nap time I spent about an hour trying to get all the kids to calm down and go to sleep. I'd finally got the last one to drop off, when my phone rang. Loudly. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
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in_side_out 0
**** yeah . your sons gonna be a rocker hard out
Good_old_Grim 8
Where is the "congratulations" button?
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Comments (321)
Mebekatya 0
Quit being uptight and be proud of your little rocker, the life of the party, or in your case the daycare.
Miss_Michaela 10
Hahahahaha. That's quite funny. Worrying, but funny.
klong91 7
I would be so proud if he were my son.
agamid 1
that's kind of awesome. most of my friends are medieval re-enactors and my friend sean's little 4-year-old girl already copies his sword fighting style.
theonlysweetpea 10
Stfu OP. You have an amazing kid! Stop bitching when the rest of us have real problems. ¡De loca mosh pit!
indivisualsoul 0
that's what I was thinking!
jahr4mkr 1
why is this here - this is not fml worthy - your kid is brutal be happy already...
cdude200 10
your son is going to be badass you should be proud
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
BRB. Nominating that kid for a nobel prize.
Blondie05_fml 0
haha way to go little rebel