Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML
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TylerBurden 21
Carry a bottle with holy water, a silver dagger and a wooden cross in your bag. Problem solved
IntoTheClouds 42
What a psychopath . . . If you can, OP, maybe get the police involved. That's all I can really advise . . .
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Comments (170)
mrsayuso 0
Suggestion: 1)delete her off Facebook! 2) hunker down for a hell of a ride and learn to pick your battles. She will be around as long as her son allows it.
brooks10101 1
Get a backbone already for **** sakes
tee9_fml 4
I think in laws can be a pain and annoying at times!
Track1991 0
Ehh, just deal with it. Don't be a puss.
high_tower87 9
A shovel, bag of lime and a good alibi goes a looong way in a situation like this.
reldnahceus 8
Psyco bitch..
nightingale96 2
Can someone please tell me what "YDI" and "OP" stand for?
not_bothered 10
YDI - You Deserve It OP - Original Person :)
nightingale96 2
Oh my gosh thank you!! I was so confused
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Tell her to fuckoff.... if she yells back tell her it's too late... cause your pregnant... of she yells some more, tell her it's her husbands baby... if she's still breathing... tell her you were mistaken... it's twins... really though... tell her to fuckoff!!
AugustBurnsToast 14
Sounds like a nice lady
faysophie 2
Tell you fiancé if he is anything less than totally supportive of you get out of that. If he is good move to a new state /country.