Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML
Today, after agreeing to hang out with my husband and his alcoholic mother after his father’s suicide, my mother-in-law found out that my sister-in-law and I playfully insult each other. She lost her mind and practically bit my head off, relapsed, and blamed my “disrespecting her daughter” on said relapse. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, 98 year-old mom with dementia thought she was talking to one of my dead sisters and not my wife, telling her she'd better never tell me who my real father really, that I ruined her marriage. She won't have me ruining her reputation, so her getting pregnant with me from an affair was my fault apparently. None of my siblings ever told me. FML
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
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MidnaLink 35
What the **** did I just read?
cuz803 46
This is why I keep my distance from in laws. They enjoy saying disrespectful stuff. Please exlude her from your life as much as possible. Her words are deplorable and she's selfish.
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MidnaLink 35
What the **** did I just read?
thatslifeiguess7 16
I don't understand this at all either
kcountry92 15
the screwed up reality that is my life.
cuz803 46
This is why I keep my distance from in laws. They enjoy saying disrespectful stuff. Please exlude her from your life as much as possible. Her words are deplorable and she's selfish.
kcountry92 15
trying to! she's one to force her presence though and sneaky enough to play the "ignorant" victim.
cuz803 46
I feel sorry you have to deal with such people. You'll get away from her soon enough.
Charlie Given 28
Are ya sure she didn't have something to do with the death because she already had a BF two months later and behaving like the dead hubby didn't exist
DarkAngelsBlade 25
First time I read this I thought you said your husband now that I see that it's her husband It makes even less sense and she's even crazier
kcountry92 15
you don't even know the half of it.... this was the more mild end of things.