Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
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Top comments
nreed32 20
Should be an interesting wedding...
iAlissa 34
That's immature and uncalled for honestly
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Comments (60)
One_Way 43
Isn't that what mothers are supposed to do?
syki 22
No. Because all it does is potentially put the mom in law's custody. Seriously, she's lucky the mom-in-law didn’t report her.
MalekiMaker99 22
Yeah the mom totally overreacted
vb68_fml 28
Punch people in the face ? Seriously?
ColonelCusswords 24
Punching people in the face seems more and more reasonable, the more you love someone ❤
Mpii 11
Don't you think #1 might have been just a little bit sarcastic. In my oppinion the chances of #1 being sarcastic are higher than being that stupid...
krazy789 28
#23's picture goes well with their response
One_Way 43
Actually 28, it was a little bit of both, but thanks.
nreed32 20
Should be an interesting wedding...
Stephencharis 14
absolutely interesting wedding ..
iAlissa 34
That's immature and uncalled for honestly
okokalright 15
It's fine that you talked to your mom about it, and it would've been okay if your mom just had a civilized conversation with your future mother-in-law.
mattzawesome 28
This site has really changed my perspective on inlaws.
HelenLFC 27
Your mother should not have done that. FYL OP.
NellieeNell 18
Her mother instincts kicked in. ? but seriously OP hope you work it out. Cause one thing you don't want is a mother in law who hates you and your mother
sweetbliss3 37
sorry, but your mom sounds like a nutcase.
taybabe121 10
you should hear some of the things my ma says about his ma.....luckily they've never met. She seems to think me and my fiance are going to hell.
hockey_kid23 18
I honestly think it's a little bit YDI but mostly FYL. All around a shitty situation, hope it works out for you!!!
Thatissarcastic 17
I can only imagine how they'll act when you're choosing who gets to have the grandkids for a weekend or holiday.