Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML
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TylerBurden 21
Carry a bottle with holy water, a silver dagger and a wooden cross in your bag. Problem solved
IntoTheClouds 42
What a psychopath . . . If you can, OP, maybe get the police involved. That's all I can really advise . . .
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mrgud 3
Sounds like my mother...
xgetxbentx 13
Ydi for fighting back, sorry but as much as you don't like the woman and you don't like her, if you love your fiancé, you still need to respect her and Facebook is the last place you need to put your family drama. If my fiancé ever fought with my mom on Facebook, I can't guarantee that I'd be going through with that wedding either.
marcusdegrassi 4
What a bitch
jewelsfml 0
she's meaning she will make your life miserable until you die...not that she will be the cause of your death. but one thing you have to ask yourself, could this effect your marriage in the long run? if he's close to her, my answer is discuss this with him now before you take your vows. trust me, I have an awful mil and wish I'd realized it before I married him. good luck. and remember its easier to not start shit back and be the bigger person than fight back and further piss her off
dat_troll 0
Pee on her bed. Works everytimes.
dat_troll 0
Crack her facebook and write stupids things to your fathers.
yuri63f6 7
Did "not reply" ever go through your head?
BloodFaerie 21
LoL somehow I was not surprised to see the OP was from somewhere like Alabama, hahaha
LN666 2
your not in a relo with her. eff her.
Warsun205 9
Monster-in-law!!! xD Good luck X)