Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
Today, a man walked into the bank I work at and asked what he would need in order to open an account. I had to look him in the eyes with a straight face, say, "Two pieces of identification," and ask him to put some pants on. FML
Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, a customer opened with, "You open bottles with them thangs?" I looked around my desk for something he might've confused with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informed me that he was talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML
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Top comments
Dreamsorrow93 24
Wow shocking. A bank trying to shove more services down your throat.
Shadowvoid 33
I personally prefer when my bank offers a more hands on approach.
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Shadowvoid 33
I personally prefer when my bank offers a more hands on approach.
ElusiveMee 6
My bank gives it to me on the regular without one so no, thanks.
ThePaperDragon 31
At least he brushed it off. It would have been worse if he tried making a big deal out of it.
RememberSchlitz 9
In similar situations I'll put a ring around mine. Keeps it from flopping around in my pocket.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Wow shocking. A bank trying to shove more services down your throat.
_Adog2645 24
Win!
eyepuppy 31
I'm not sure it was the throat the bank was trying to shove the service down.
Jay18 22
actually in this story, they're trying to shove it up his ass
Dreamsorrow93 24
You sir are obv not a lesbian.
ab290 10
You should have specified that u wr the one strapping on :D
cuz803 46
At least he took it the right way. Some people would become very violent if you said that and it come out the way it didn't.
RamboRambo 8
I'll be laughing if I were the customer
blacklightening 11
we call them femnist
cuz803 46
What the hell is a femnist? Haha well that's just mean stereotype. I support women's right and I'm not that tight :)
MamaChey 24
Where do YOU bank where people become violent
WinterChild 20
Typical banks... always trying to Fu*k you.
H4H 15
Would've been even more weird if the teller winked back
species4872 20
I wish we all could have seen your face when that realization dawned.