Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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Top comments
StargazeKitsune 18
Just be glad people like that show their true colors right away instead of down the road. He saved you a lot of wasted time by making an ass of himself early on. You'll find better. :)
Matheo_fml 21
You are better off without a douchebag like that!
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Comments (70)
cheezter 15
Well then it must be true, at least he didn't say ugly. You can't see boring in a pic lol
tantanpanda 26
What he said was mean, but not hard to understand.
Korpz13 16
? lol
ALegitOreo 11
You deserve better than that D-Bag
HarshD9619 34
He should be scared for his life considering OP's username
Matheo_fml 21
You are better off without a douchebag like that!
Dynamite73 25
Banana
johnny29 14
at least now you know what kind of personality he has. it's better that you didn't go out with him. a relation started bad would have been bad and end bad
cmac86 24
ouch. you deserve much better. but it's better to know he's an asshole now rather than later.
stingray112 24
Nobody ******* knows if OP Deserves better
opiate_ape 10
Dick move on his part. Are you though?
laden_swallow09 35
This is a relevant question.
RedDelirium 14
Maybe his comment can be taken as constructive criticism?
StargazeKitsune 18
Just be glad people like that show their true colors right away instead of down the road. He saved you a lot of wasted time by making an ass of himself early on. You'll find better. :)
MyNameIsLaughter 18
Well, guess you got your dreams and nightmares confused op. Glad you didn't get caught up with him before finding out he's a douche though. You deserve better.
Anthonymm2 20
People aren't always what they seem.