Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML
Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML
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Spider_fml 9
Awwwwww, that's so sad!!! Like they served you the family dog... So, did you tell them, or did you try to 'man up'?
Eponine_fml 0
That sucks bad! I would have burst out crying right in front of their eyes... I can't believe people are clicking YDI =/
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johnnyramone 0
(#5 how does that help?) and your fiance's parents should have thought about that fact that killing your chickens would halt your egg harvesting. hope you had more chickens
johnnyramone 0
(#5 how does that help?) and your fiance's parents should have thought about that fact that killing your chickens would halt your egg harvesting. hope you had more chickens
AliciaS_fml 0
that is ridiculous. besides the fact that you are a vegetarian, something they should consider before trying to cook you dinner, (although they might not have known, to be fair) it IS very rude to KILL someone's animal without ASKING, even if they thought it was a 'food' animal.
Juicy_Jen 0
Oh my gosh i would have FLIPPED out. how could they not know youre a vegitarian if you are going to be married into the family... poor guys had names and everything
Larawr 0
It's so unbelievable how ignorant some of the people commenting here are. I'm not even going to bother rebuting any of it. I'll just give a top stupidity award to whichever idiot it was that gave us this gem, "Eggs are meat dumbass." Dumbass? Look who's talking.
simplewhimsy 0
While it sucks, I'm sure they're decent people (if they aren't, you likely wouldn't have let them near your chickens, and obviously they didn't know you because if they had they'd known about your pets). Likely, they were horrified when they realized they'd butchered Clucky and Scratchy, and not just farm animals. Though it does seem a little odd they'd kill someone else's farm-type animals without asking first.
Xeeon 0
you probably shouldn't be vegetarian, naming and getting emotionally attached to food. haha.
wWatchMeWatchUu 0
awww that's sad :(
theresa2012 0
awww =(
jewelzgalore 0
poor chickens!!! D':