Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML
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Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp came up from my throat, and not only that. A small chunk of mucus flew out and landed on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I got nervous and tried to say, "Nice to meet you, I’ve heard a lot about you!" when I should’ve just said, "It’s nice to meet you." To make things worse, it came out as, "Nice to hear you, I’ve met a lot about you." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
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UnionsSuck 5
Don't feel bad everyone has done something like that at some point or other in their life
darwinism 30
In a situation like this it is always best to continue speaking (and not hold your tongue, as the saying goes. e.g. Mum in law " How is it" OP "**** *slight pause* ...ing awesome!!! My taste buds just ejaculated all over my tongue" OK, you can leave the second line out when talking to the inlaws, but you get the picture, right? Practice will perfect the skill. FYL
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Comments (120)
UnionsSuck 5
Don't feel bad everyone has done something like that at some point or other in their life
Trisha_aus 15
Bet it was ******* good
joedirtxtc 5
Maybe she just isn't offended by cursing.
thesubconscious 9
He should've said F*CK! IT'S GOOD!!
coffeeandcream 8
looks like he's not a "perfectman" after all.
ColdplaySucks 18
You can't go wrong with cooking steak, unless you shit on it first.
Goldenchest 14
What?
PenguinSwag47 0
How do you propose to someone without ever meeting their parents?
xcarxcrashx 9
76 it happens. What if they lived overseas?
bertman21 5
Doesn't matter had stead
zakkyzebra 11
****!!!....ing great!!!!!
smileeee_fml 0
79 - Skype.
natskie 7
I don't see the problem... Just explain that it really fucken hurt to bite your tongue, but the steak was exquisite. ;)
PunkPrincess_fml 11
Because some parents are one of two D's. Douchebags Dead
armo109 0
Similar situations always happen to me OP. hope she wasn't too offended.
yahoowizard 16
She's probably done it before, so yeah
SokDek 14
Well at least you didn't say "SHIT!"
riax 9
"****! It tastes so good"...
ReesieBanana21 12
You're just meeting his/her parents?
Strider207 5
#121 when you respond to a comment, please make it in response to a comment. I mean, it's frickin common sense.
G0v3nat0r 7
I'm sure they realized that you said it for some other reason. Most people don't say that to describe how their food tastes. But still, sorry that had to happen to you OP.
RandomBlackMan 0
lmao! How was the food? ****!!
ilovesuju 10
OP she sounds nice if she made your favorite food, just explain it to her I'm sure she'll understand :)
tony1891 22
that good huh?
bteundeadmidget 5
Well hopefully you can talk your way out of that one, happens to the best of us at times.
rhaemese 9
Just don't bring up buckingham palace.. No one seems to buy it. Learned that the hard way in high school..
bteundeadmidget 5
Lol ^ this guy up vote for you. Edit thumbs up this isn't reddit, I'll just show my way out now.
Armanderchay 4
Well aren't you charming
Christina6 11
I hope your fiancés Mom wasn't offended and understood why you said that word.
donkey79 0
F bombs in front of inlaws are hilarious. I doubt it was the first time they heard it.
darwinism 30
In a situation like this it is always best to continue speaking (and not hold your tongue, as the saying goes. e.g. Mum in law " How is it" OP "**** *slight pause* ...ing awesome!!! My taste buds just ejaculated all over my tongue" OK, you can leave the second line out when talking to the inlaws, but you get the picture, right? Practice will perfect the skill. FYL
Harpy20 24
I thought of that too...like microscopic cake decorators.
TattleTale 8
Just tell her you had such a foodgasm that you expressed your amazement at how good the steak was before you could stop yourself.