Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
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Top comments
GaryMuzz 4
yes but don't forget who has the ring :-)
riceicle1 6
Well they weren't saying how unattractive you are but still fyl :/
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Comments (106)
riceicle1 6
Well they weren't saying how unattractive you are but still fyl :/
khaya 9
It means he loves you despite you looking like shrek. Chin up little ogre.
khaya 9
He loves you despite looking like Shrek, chin up little ogre.
impregnator 0
wear make up , go gym and be nicer
manzanita2121 6
start dressing more like a lady and less like a dike.
GaryMuzz 4
yes but don't forget who has the ring :-)
Glenn_Coco 0
You do OP ;)
OMG_N3RD 0
Yupp
a_cassie 4
ohhh dannng ;D
EvilPotato 15
I forget who has the ring again?
fmlikecrazy 0
Just take comfort in the fact that they were talking about his 'EXgirlfriends' and not his 'girlfriends'.
newzealandkiwi 0
I agree.
Doortje 30
Sounds like a certain nana I know...
rebekahah 7
well your not marrying his mom.
jess6blondie9 3
When you marry the man, you marry his momma.
emily14swim 0
not always... but majority yeah
eradonnes 0
is ur username like rebeka hah(like laughing or just rebekahah???sorry just askin
rebekahah 7
84- my first name, my middle initial, and my last initial. :)
xdannyx117x 0
all my xs moms hated me , because i liked fixing cars ??? something about no future in that blah blah blah
ijrnelson 0
they are hos mechanic at least is a proper job
CateXOX 0
This might be a time to mention how attractive and friendly your ex-boyfriends' mothers and sisters were.
Isabel312 0
^ yes!
ubetrwatchBN 5
Or start making out with your fiancé in front of them...What? I'm the only one who'd do that? That's cool. *runs away*
EvilPotato 15
As Charlie Sheen says winning!
EvilPotato 15
47 haven't thought of that, it could work
T3P33_fml 0
why would you stop after making out?
_streets_ 19
Well all that matters is that you're fiancé loves you for who you are, right? Just say "Yeah well I'm here now bitches! So deal with it."
_streets_ 19
*Fiancé
movingtarget_fml 4
don't tell me you bought into that shit it's the money that matters ;)
jess6blondie9 3
Ah. I bet that was pretty awkward.
shadow1917 0
I feel ur pain chicka...
leearm104 4
chicka?
T3P33_fml 0
maybe english "chick"+ spanish "Chica".... or she's just making words up. or the illuminatis are behind all this and are secretly weakening population with medication and brain washing. your choice.
Deadshot108 0
At least they didn't say how attractive his other girlfriends are.
jess6blondie9 3
I think that 12 was joking... Lol.
Exeedingmango 0
Actually YOUR the dumbass. Learn to read, they were talking about his ex girlfriends, Not other girlfriends. if he had other girlfriends he would be cheating. Stupid. -__-
rebekahah 7
ROFL 16 that was the point. ;)
MyNameIsBruce 0
He said ARE, not WERE. Totally different meaning
leeshxx 3
this has the stupidest replies.. before calling some one a dumb ass read the fml correctly.. stop for a second.. let it sink in.. then comment. till then please don't make ne dopey slap myself again.. it's beginning to hurt
demonxshadow 1
agreed.
leearm104 4
try not to be stupid when you call someone a dumbass. you have a nice smile though. why are the pretty ones always so dumb.