Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML
Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML
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Spider_fml 9
Awwwwww, that's so sad!!! Like they served you the family dog... So, did you tell them, or did you try to 'man up'?
Eponine_fml 0
That sucks bad! I would have burst out crying right in front of their eyes... I can't believe people are clicking YDI =/
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Comments (405)
melonsmasherrr 0
:(
califormula 0
Scott Tennerman!
wtfcammelcheese 0
here let me play u a song on the worlds smallest violin
arabesque4ever 0
ahhhhhhhhhh I just got the chills that's so sad :( and weird as hell
nezquick 0
That made me feel so bad I'm sorry
braveblade74 0
Eat their pet dog
Koolgirl15 0
Get over it, alot shittier things have happend to people on this website
Feklfekl2222 32
could you explain where it says she/he us vegetarian I don't think it does
blueeyes67 0
I'm so sincerely sorry for the loss of your chickens. If I had chickens and this happened to them I'd be bawling my eyes out.
Feklfekl2222 32
where does it say say they're vegetarian or are people making an assumption
Shadow_Phantom 26
Man... I help take care of my stepmom's chickens... if someone did this I'd be outright pissed.
SpottedMew 15
Thats horrible! :(