Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML
Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML
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Spider_fml 9
Awwwwww, that's so sad!!! Like they served you the family dog... So, did you tell them, or did you try to 'man up'?
Eponine_fml 0
That sucks bad! I would have burst out crying right in front of their eyes... I can't believe people are clicking YDI =/
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Comments (405)
tren 0
awww, wow that's horrible. i'm so sorry. to be honest, if it was me i would've gotten so upset at his parents.
surt 0
dont be vegetarian ydi
Quinnjamin 0
Ouch...
tren 0
way to be an ass #212
ScottyD620 0
To everyone that feels they must comment on the aborted chicken fetus thing. I know they aren't fertilized, it's called a JOKE!
chanceuse_fml 0
Wow.... all those who say she deserves it are idiots. Just for being vegetarian? C'mon now. Let's try to act a little bit more mature.
lobstar 0
Reading this one made me sick to my stomach with sadness :( I'm sorry about your chickens. But what is wrong with your fiance's parents that they didn't even ask before they started murdering your chickens? There are 101 reasons why people have chickens, up to and including pets. They had no right to just go in and start killing them under the assumption they were food. I'm sorry :(
Six_and_the_Moon 3
#'s 9, 24, 147, 153, 159, 212 1) Stop preaching. No one cares that you like meat and any vegetarian has heard it all before. 2) Sure we have pointy teeth. We also have brains, and some choose to let the latter guide them rather than the former. 3) Grow up. OP : If this is true, I am sorry for your loss. Regardless of the object, it is the ultimate disrespect to not even have the courtesy to get a go-ahead before killing or destroying something that does not belong to you.
AnneFTW 17
Why would they just get your chickens, kill them & cook them without even asking you? Seems very unlikely...
permission2laugh 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHAAA i have both chickens and their eggs. i eat my chickens with some eggs on the sides.