Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML
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Spider_fml 9
Awwwwww, that's so sad!!! Like they served you the family dog... So, did you tell them, or did you try to 'man up'?
Eponine_fml 0
That sucks bad! I would have burst out crying right in front of their eyes... I can't believe people are clicking YDI =/
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jpr11011 0
I am really sorry to hear about the loss of your beloved pets. I know someone whose cat was killed on purpose. So I can imagine how you feel. Whatever you do, don't blame your fiance.
resawins 0
wtf?! that's disgusting and horrible!!!! :-(
19thandfolsom 0
It's actually quite possible to slaughter, prepare, and cook live chickens within the span of a few hours. To prepare a whole bunch takes more time, though. My grandparents live on a farm and the last time my mom visited them, they slaughtered a hen and made stew out of it the same afternoon.
Fifa_fml 0
wow...doesnt eating eggs count as killing an animal?? i mean...what kind of vegetarian are you!?
danedo 0
Oh my goodness, I am so sorry, lol.
alwaysalady 0
Who would kill someone else's animals without asking? I eat meat, and if someone killed my laying hens (providing I had some) I'd be PISSED.
fenner_fml 0
they told you to "leave the house so they could make dinner" this is bs for sure. you can't kill a chicken and have to ready to be eaten in a short amount of time like that. FAKE!
Marysenjo 0
i'd NEVER forgive them. i'm so sorry for you, really :( and poor chickens. i once had pet rabbits and one day my gramps just slaughtered them and served them as dinner :''( !!! (i'm vegetarian as well. my family ate them!)
fylxx 0
I'm so sorry :T
maegan_fml 0
omg. i'm so sorry! i would NEVER forgive them, that sucks.. did they know you were a vegetarian?