Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I stayed home from work to pick up my Switch 2. As I raced into the house and prepared for the magic of unboxing it, my wife called and ruined the moment by blathering about her boring day. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
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uniformed 13
Talk about a sore loser
mrwilsong 6
Tell her to go to shell
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Comments (145)
MixedGurl97 10
Did your wife happen to be on her period?
limabeans101029 21
Yes, because the only reason a woman might be bitchy or in a bad mood is her period.
ebrainer1 9
If that were out of the blue, I would agree, FYL, but did you happen to be celebratory and talk smack afterwards?
Branlamb 14
Well in order for you to hit her with a blue shell, you would have had to be near to last place and she would have been winning... so you purposefully ruined her lead when you knew you had no chance of winning yourself
amisenho 11
THANK you! Exactly! If anything, OP was the sore loser here, unless OP kept the Blue Shell until he got into second place and decided to sandbag his wife at the end.
limabeans101029 21
Yes but... they were playing *against* each other, and the whole point of a blue shell is to use it against another player, so why would he not have used it?
brand125 17
you cant just get rid of your items without hurting yourself or using them, and being near last place means you need to try and get more better items and have no choice to use the blue shell. and it didnt say what mario kart they played, the older ones (lots of people still go back go the 64) only match you againt human players in vs mode so the op could only have been in 2nd
destroyesdpussy 3
thow a real shell on her, problem solved ;)
Migole 36
In all seriousness to all those "Mario Kart is serious businness" comments, that's a pretty bitchy move on her part and you definitely shouldn't just let is slide. It's ok to be abit sulky for a couple minutes but having you sleep on the couch? Really? She should learn to control her anger and realise that you're both part of the relationship and she can't just boss you around because she feels like acting like a 5 year old.
martin8337 36
Just goes to show you that you can't play video games with the old lady/boo.
Ohshitdude 21
can't say i blame her... It is Mario Kart after all.
nelliegw 26
Well, blue shells normally aren't in your possession unless you're doing pretty poorly. She was probably pissed that she was beating you so bad, only for you to beat her in a way that doesn't require skill.
Blake77_fml 19
What gives women right to make men sleep on the couch anyway? I think that this is a bunch of bullshit. You never hear men tell women to sleep on the couch. Especially over a game. And by the way lol im #69, sorry i had to...
Ariaskye 17
I see that she plays well with others...