Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I had a Biochemistry exam. I studied all night but took a nap to get some rest because my exam was in the morning. I woke up at 10, feeling very confident. My exam was at 9. FML
Today, I was studying for a midterm, so I put my computer on the side of my desk to make more room for my books. My roommate came in while I wasn't paying attention and tackle-hugged me from behind - I fell over, knocking my computer out the window. I live on the 8th floor. FML
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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jos_binet 15
I guess you weren't in your.. element
oj101 33
Me: Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromide? OP: NaBrO. I'm O K
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Comments (66)
LovesSushi 25
Why did you leave them on the floor? YDI
Laurenluvz 11
I'm guessing you couldn't come up with something good for a first comment. You clearly have not studied for something long enough. Usually, if someone wants a really good grade, they tend go focus on that and only that.
LovesSushi 25
That's funny, because I'm in college and am graduating with honors, and I don't ever have papers all over the floor.
OscarDV 8
What is it with people and the first comment? They were the "first" to possibly read and then share their opinion with the FML community. And god forbid someone post something someone else doesn't agree with, because there comes that 1 or several people badgering the user commenting. It's their opinion, let them be.
docscientist 10
22- not everyone is like you; they're better.
andyyroxx 20
24- Well that was a quick/rash conclusion, was it not?
XxDevilxXGt 26
Studying hard doesn't mean you just throw things everywhere. Organization helps more than anything, what if you want to find a single sheet that you threw on the ground out of the countless many? That's like throwing your clothes on the ground because you are searching for a specific shirt to wear and don't need the rest. Don't be a slob!
Damian95 16
I can already hear his mother "Were you raised in a lab?!"
docscientist 10
Yes 35, so it shouldn't be taken seriously.
CrookedCook 14
When I study through hell and back til midnight, usually tend not to clean anything and hit the sheets, once I'm finished studying and fully exhausted. Granted I don't just leave papers in the floor like OP, but a lot of my notes end up being rummaged up.
dmoran20 27
Lol #22 you felt the need to tell a bunch of strangers you were graduating with honors? More than likely you just tell us that reoccurring dream you keep having. But hey, if I makes u feel better then congrats.
LovesSushi 25
No, I was trying to make the point that I do study hard and receive good grades without being a slob. I'm sorry if I wasn't clear enough for you to understand...
dmoran20 27
My fault, trauma aside, congrats!!!
maz95 17
Well that's just a lesson to clean up after yourself as you go along. Hope you still managed to go through with the exam!
AFCA020 4
There's some real chemistry going on with you and your livingroom op!
jos_binet 15
I guess you weren't in your.. element
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8
I was going to say a pun about Sodium but Na.
Javee 17
I know one about Oxygen and Potassium but that's OK.
SApprentice 34
Hey, I wonder if OP hit his neon the floor when he fell? That's just not right, He should work on his concentration.
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8
Lets hope we that head injury we don't have to Barium :/
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
12 I zinc not
Synapsky 10
I make chemistry jokes too... Periodically
DocBastard 40
I was going to make a helium joke, but it wasn't that funny. HeHe. Everyone else who's thinking about making a chemistry pun - I've got my ion you.
SenselessPattern 12
OP needs to increase his/her energy levels and stop lying around on the ground.
Thursday737 7
Why are we worrying about FMLs? the superbowl is tomorrow and I need to make some guacaMOLE. better go get some Avacadros.
sux4u121 10
These Chemistry puns are really starting to Bohr me.
coolboy675 16
I predict the next chemistry joke won't have a Reaction
SApprentice 34
How long were you knocked out? You may really want to go to a doctor or emergency room, if you have not already. Anytime you hit your head hard enough to force you unconscious there has been damage done. The brain is a gentle thing, so you need to be careful. I also agree with the earlier comments, now you know to clean up after yourself.
outoftown 27
OP, you may not "want to," but do as he says ^^^. Next stop: Emergency Room. Don't **** with head trauma. Do you want your brain as disorganized as your floor?
rhysfucker 24
Being messy is a formula for failure, not an recipe for success.
oj101 33
Me: Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromide? OP: NaBrO. I'm O K
DAN_THA_GR8 12
Haha I see what you did there !
j_cat187 20
Sodium bromidoxide does not exist, your arguement is invalid.
Bullshitticus 19
Its Sodium bromate, not "Sodium bromidoxide", and it exists
ocramavaf 15
chemistry tought you some physics then
ulissey_fml 22
Oh, please! I teach the darn kids all day that it is spellt "tAUGHt".Then they go and read mistakes all over the web.
klutz44 28
It's also spelled "spelt", if we're going to be freaking out about little mistakes.
ocramavaf 15
not everyone is a native English speaker, duly noted tought (correct use of the term here)
bReLiNg 18
Ydi, being messy leads to things like this.
docscientist 10
Not if you're awesome.
dmoran20 27
Captain obvious is busy today I see...
ulissey_fml 22
So, that exam? ? Okay? Missed?
Kalipczo 21
Hmm well you probably should have cleaned up after studying.. Like not leaving papers everywhere and what have you, but I understand the stress of exams and studying to the point of literally just falling asleep with study guide in hand. I'm going to go with FYL on this one. I hope you got to your exam.