Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
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Top comments
billyboef 10
at least you won the game
lowkeybelieber 7
What a bitch
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Comments (140)
ImBored089 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Shouldn't of said it
jellybeens_fml 16
He had the opportunity and he seized it!
MeanBeagle 22
******* blue shell.
Nathan_h24 17
Mario does ruin relationships...
shay_serendipity 29
I hate to be that guy, but it bothers me so much when people make that mistake, so... *shouldn't HAVE, not shouldn't OF.
J3R3MYY 14
Sounds like a Monopoly situation. So many ruined friendships, and fallen apart families came of that game.
iShanny 13
Shouldn't HAVE, dammit!
littleteapot 21
The Draw Four card in Uno is just as bad.
MrCantgetright 4
actually his mom called herself a bitch, he just agreed with her.
Gwen4var 31
Agreed
yzzob 3
^agree. I would've grounded you too or at least smacked you
billyboef 10
at least you won the game
Sangue0608 26
You have now lost the game.
hamburgerjung 23
He should have known... Mario Kart is war. :D
Lasagnaa 24
Does she realize that she's calling herself a bitch?
lowkeybelieber 7
What a bitch
jojimugo 20
She knows
devildog562 33
You can't help who you're born to .
tantanpanda 26
when you're a son of a bitch, ya know...
xcarlito615x 24
Second place is underrated :p
MeanBeagle 22
its the first loser
kaceyma 5
abby lee miller knows
leviheichou 15
A+ parenting skills right there
Agtthepw 21
Next you'll remember that no matter what: mum always wins the game!
aaron44 16
At least OP's mom plays video games with him. Many people wish for that type of family time, minus her being a sore loser.
danis_fml 12
The amazing logic of moms
blahblah5743794 19
That's horrible and amazing
BigLatchZatch 14
To be fair, losing at MarioKart sucks ass, but that was still a huge overreaction.
AddictGamer 16
I don't see why you're voted down, mariokart does suck when you loose, and she brought it upon herself.
junkman6 22
You learned a lesson all men learn eventually. There's no winning against a woman even when you win.
Mynamewontfi 40
She really is a bitch, what a way to overreact on losing at a game.
Hidebehindarock 19
It's not because she lost...it's because what was said.
sweetbliss3 37
what was said over a game. so it all boils down to the game. damn Mario.
smc3106 25
She, most likely, said "Son of a bitch", over the situation of losing the game. Her son, decided it was a good time to call his Mom a bitch. He got what he deserved. Thumbs down for me? Who cares what the immature kids that would actually call their Mom a bitch think? Not I.
DoubleDosexo 12
that's what I said #61 it has nothing to do with the game. he called his mom a bitch.
SnowKitten 14
#74 she was the one who called herself a bitch, he just confirmed it.
Mynamewontfi 40
Reading this back, I came to the conclusion I shouldn't comment when too tired. Thought I typed it up differently. Downvoted myself.