Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
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Top comments
darlingdollie 24
He's obviously not worth it if you don't even cross his mind. I hope he's your ex now.
Nilorak 24
He sounds like a champion.
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Comments (105)
darlingdollie 24
He's obviously not worth it if you don't even cross his mind. I hope he's your ex now.
aireeahna 23
There's always a possibility that he could have some serious memory problem...
Crypticedge 6
Maybe she's actually a stalker, they weren't dating and that was his way of gently saying he wasn't interested in her. Either that or he's a terrible boyfriend. I love my girl, and could never forget her.
octinate 17
Or she's not a very good gf and is easy to forget...
XBurytheCastleX 25
I have memory problems and I did manage to forget that I had a boyfriend a couple of times... Until he texted me. It happens.
Doritozilla 20
I feel like we need to see both sides. OP may be the psycho girl who is overly clingy to someone she just met. Just a thought.
RpiesSPIES 27
#51 Hottieboombalottie ;D
Trapedinside 4
Maybe he had been single for a very log time and wasn't used to having a gf
Nilorak 24
He sounds like a champion.
MandySnelly 4
wow OP there's two things you can do. If he's attractive explain the rules of dating and assure him you two are together. if he's not and his personality was making up for his appearance then you need to "forget" break up him immediately. take it from me honey you don't need someone like that. its disrespectful to just "forget" you're dating someone.
ArbiterOfFML 24
You said I get a good looking incompatible person, than an average compatible person? I thought females were supposed to be smart?
ArbiterOfFML 24
You said I would rather get a good looking incompatible person, than an average compatible person? I thought females were supposed to be smart?
DragonDude 24
25, leave. Now.
alice_18 16
25, Being attractive does not make anything more or less disrespectful. I have never heard of someone as shallow as you.
bitchimabunnyz33 13
25, First you should both be physically attractive to them and to there personality if your dating them and besides being attractive is not a excuse to be an asshole.
Ololo_fml 16
this is one of the most epic excuses i've ever heard!
mrwilsong 6
Break up with him and forget about your previous relationship
killerdana 19
If he forgot he was dating her then it's going to be really awkward when she dumps him. OP- "I'm breaking up with you!" Boyfriend -"Who are you?"
lennon_ 16
Wow dump him! If he hasn't even thought of you I'm sure he didn't like you as much, don't waste your time.. Go find a keeper!
jillyanzen 19
I'm just wondering how is it even possible for someone to forget that...
JennaNGood 21
I'm think her "boyfriend" is someone she's dated a couple of times and they weren't exclusive. This is the only acceptable reason why he would "forget" her. I'm so confused. A follow-up would be nice.
Rizzen 27
how does one forget they are dating someone?
MissBehavin77 18
I wondered that same exact thing.
octinate 17
If they're busy dating other girls too, it's easy to forget one of them
Byrdi 9
Just curious, How long had you been dating?
ber4fun 23
Even if they weren't officially dating, I would think it's hard to completely forget about someone that you like or have any kind of. interest in.
cjwayy 22
Wow, what a great guy.
hacksaw246 24
Were y'all dating a middle schooler? That's not something you just "forget". Sorry OP
shay_serendipity 29
Okay, first off, "y'all" is used in the plural sense if I'm not mistaken. OP is one person. So I'm pretty sure you used y'all wrong. Second, even my little sister in middle school wouldn't forget she was dating someone, so OP's boyfriend has nothing to defend himself. He's just a douche.
more4me 27
Wrong. "Y'all" is perfectly valid in some southern states. No need to go all grammar nazy on #11 !
more4me 27
also I'm pretry sure #11 only meant that OP' s BF is immature . The thumbs down are kinda harsh. Just sayin '.
kcjane 12
I'm going to say that in his mind you guys were never dating in the first place. I'd forget about him completely and find someone new