Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I stayed home from work to pick up my Switch 2. As I raced into the house and prepared for the magic of unboxing it, my wife called and ruined the moment by blathering about her boring day. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
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uniformed 13
Talk about a sore loser
mrwilsong 6
Tell her to go to shell
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Birdclawz 17
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TheLadyOpal 30
One time I was playing a Mario Kart 7 race over the Internet, and I hit someone with a red shell. They hammered me with a star shortly afterward, which didn't faze me too much, it's part of the game after all. But then they actually BACKED UP and tried to hit me again!
amisenho 11
Yeah, seriously. If anything, it's the other racer's fault for not defending properly; they were just taking it out on you.
Ki11erC 18
That blue shell is a friend killer, along with that certain uno card lol
ahippienamedrae 10
Well you know what they say, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".
blackonblight 33
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned" actually. But nice try.
lizziemo79 18
Breaking friends and families apart one race at a time
TakDatWitU 9
Some people take their video games too seriously
Xandrick 22
Wow, check out the 956 butthurt sore losers on this one.
Melkboy 7
Tell her that the couch is for losers and to empty your spot.
buckdharma 38
Lemmy guess, you Nintendo to do this? Yoshi, it occurred to Mii that she is the Honey Queen, and you'll wake up with Dry Bones for not doing what you're Toad.
Dumbledora 9
I swear, it's ALWAYS over Mario-Kart. If she's that much of a sore loser, then maybe you shouldn't play video games with her.