Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I stayed home from work to pick up my Switch 2. As I raced into the house and prepared for the magic of unboxing it, my wife called and ruined the moment by blathering about her boring day. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
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uniformed 13
Talk about a sore loser
mrwilsong 6
Tell her to go to shell
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Comments (145)
PenguinBitch 44
Worst experience in Mario Kart. I'll start: 1) about to win by a long shot but someone beats you with their golden mushroom.
ImTheAlpha 30
My worst experience was playing with someone who would turn off their DS and scream and cry every time they lost, and would yell and get me in trouble if I didn't play with them. Also, an in game annoyance is when you just can't get around a turn and keep falling off (or even if you fall once if everyone is packed together) and go from way in first to way in last because of the ridiculous wait time.
Ki11erC 18
@12 Blue shell, end of, everyone knows that. You must not of been playing long.
PenguinBitch 44
What?
lulinator 40
Rainbow Road. Drunk. It's not pretty.
Llama_Face89 34
Wow...butt hurt much? Probably would have been pissed had you "let her win" too.
ber4fun 23
My girlfriend and I are both gamers and she is the exact same way. Fortunately she gets over it in 30 minutes or less.
Lil_Red777 21
That's still excessive.
dakid87 10
I guess she's trying to give you a "blue"ball ? Lol
PoisonOrchid 21
Haha sounds like my husband if I beat him at anything.
Garrett2818 21
Hope your couch is comfy at least op.
MNV_ 12
I hate those blue turtle shells!!!
Sisonduty 8
Ohhh bummer, girls are moody I know
lisslyi 19
Despite that, you sound like a pretty cute couple! :)
aecribb 14
Mario Kart and Monopoly are the 2 most dangerous games that can tear friends and families apart
empbob 20
At least it wasn't a blue waffle.
illegalbeagle69 23
Whoa.. whoa.. that's enough internet for you today..