Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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ShadowLord 3
just post a pic if your hand.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
why even bother?
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Comments (118)
BoobooBear8 0
That's sad.. don't feel the stupid pressure of Facebook dude, jus do yourself up and take a good pic of yourself. That's better than anything fake.
dre_bro11 12
Bishoy is that you?
DakotaCat 4
Who are you trying to impress? No one cares whether you are in a relationship or not!
GoodLookingGeese 10
looser
toelie 26
tighter
MadPercussion 0
Yes Toelie! That was great. I hate seeing people make this stupid mistake!
ItsmeRJ_ 0
You can get pictures of blow up dolls on google?
LemonStarship 5
Be a man and do something about it.
Loulabelle 0
Dude, it's probably less effort to go and find a real one. Go speed dating or something
CoconutBizkit 3
OP... It's about time we went out on a date. (;
seafea 0
why would you do that? now if someone really is interested in you, they're gonna think you're taken.
christi10anna 0
I totally understand, we all want to feel important and loved. :) you'll find someone out there that is real, and will love you for how you really are. ;)