Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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ShadowLord 3
just post a pic if your hand.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
why even bother?
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Comments (118)
rednecklove 0
ok if u wanted to do that and not be found out then why in the hell would u tell people this. Ur rly stupid
easwhitey 0
You sir lose at life
Tabatha53 0
aww thats sad:(
Vaesive 0
Thats pathetic...
jak133 0
im sorru but that is sooooooo lame.
freckles92 0
desperate much?
betty66 3
don't you think people are eventually going to want to meet her?? then ur gonna be like "uuhh she's dead"... dumbass
blink831forever 13
I'm sorry. I hope things get better for you and you are able to get a real g/f someday.
ilove2lovemylove 10
I did this once and lost a really good friend because of it
andoprime 4
YDI, instead of taking the time to make up a girlfriend why don't you make a eharmony account. last but not least you can't say FML if you don't have one.