Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
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Top comments
toxic_walrus 15
Your girlfriend is awesome
pills_here 5
I guess you gotta "hand" it to her for doing that!
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Comments (144)
toxic_walrus 15
Your girlfriend is awesome
mastamouse 12
I'm sure everyone thinks he's handsome. Get it? No? Okay...
peceout 29
His hand is the one who gives him some. ;)
Pussycat86 18
Hahahahaha I think she is a keeper :)
whatafuckup 14
Jokes on her.. She can't change it back for 15 days now..
Amanyyyyyy 29
Doesn't Facebook have a limit on how many times you can change your name before it becomes permanent? Joke's definitely on her if it's stuck as "His Hand" forever...
poncho55 40
#24, no way! I totally understand the FML now. Thank you for clarifying. /sarcasm
bdobbs1 12
I agree that's funny shit ) good sense of humor :)
brandoneyez1 25
That's hilarious. Definite keeper. I wish I had done that... Lol
incoherentrmblr 22
One in the hand is worth two in the bush...
peceout 29
#64 Well isn't that just great.
hystericsky 11
#60: 60 days actually. I've been waiting for a while to change mine to something else too.
WTF_BRAIN 11
Why the hell is #27 disliked so much? I thought it was pretty clever.
nitsud82 14
Definitely a keeper
pills_here 5
I guess you gotta "hand" it to her for doing that!
peceout 29
I guess i gotta "hand" it to You, for that awesome comment.
cakefete2 31
What she meant to say, #2, was that you're comment was hands down her favorite pun.
\ 28
No, I gotta "hand" it to him for his awesome username. "GRABBIN' PEELZ"
ihavenolifehaha 16
#43 - your*
tailyerd 17
52, Shut up. Please just shut up.
mcm_3 16
You too 61
KushCrushin89 10
Why do you have to hate on the grammar nazi's? We're just trying to make the world a little more enlightened. And if you think it's annoying, you're just too dumb to care about proper English.
drmisin 5
This is FML not English class. If you can't understand their (or their phone's mistakes), then fyl.
hashshim 23
80: We're not dumb. I'm a linguaphile and love grammar, however a lot of grammar nazis point out small mistakes which most people can spot on their own and are likely the result of a typo on a small phone keyboard rather than a result of the author's incompetence.
tj4234 36
#80 nazis should not have an apostrophe. As the word is a noun, an apostrophe would mark the genitive case, not the plural. Some grammar nazi :p.
Sigilwen 24
80 I think siting around starring at the screen waiting to find a grammar mistake is the highlight of they're day.
Vitotaylor36 13
Lmao
em_weimer 10
Did you just....
dragonkisses28 25
... love grammar; however,
xXCamoArmyGurlxX 4
Ok so you know you got on lol pics right?
HairyPunisher 27
She's a keeper! It's rare to find someone with such a great sense of humor. Definitely hold onto her. :-P
peceout 29
His hand will strongly hold on, that's for sure.
meli1195 31
This is your third comment in a row that gets downvoted, i think you should give it a rest for now....
canupls 6
I think OP should change his name to "Her Ass."
Broscope 8
#29 should have said "But wash that hand first"
peceout 29
#58 its not my fault people don't get it.
grobbersaurus 15
#172 - People get it, they just don't find you funny.
xxDemonAngelxx 14
#172 You really might want to stop trying. You're just making it worse for your self..
Lioness8197 18
She's a keeper, OP! Hold on to her!
Sassie8810 9
With his free hand?
Lumen94 10
Haha she has a great sense of humor.
PenguinBitch 44
I guess you'll be doing it Han style...Solo.
ckirksey 11
Marry that woman.
foxwasalamb 24
i wish i had the balls to do something like that
typicalblackboy 4
I hope she doesn't have balls...
weveallbeenthere 30
balls might look funny on you.
Flaptrap 8
I wish I had a girlfriend
mazziemom 1
You do have a hand
cryssycakesx3 23
it's silly Facebook joke... not very "ballsy"
Redoxx_fml 22
But quite handy
jazmin3012 28
you can buy some at Wal-Mart if that is what you truly want
Sigilwen 24
46 if it makes you feel better we can draw a face on your hand for you.
FrankCastle 3
Well played
thesmeagol 22
Ahh Mrs. Palmela Handerson. Definitely a keeper!