Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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ShadowLord 3
just post a pic if your hand.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
why even bother?
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Comments (118)
FuckOffBitches 0
why would you post this? thanks for telling us ur a loser, I'll be sure to remember that. GoodDay[:
xmarkstheheart 0
So, you're just a compulsive liar, then? Unless someone had previously asked you about your "girlfriend," there was no reason to volunteer lie. Keep it simple, stupid.
fadialbouni 0
six for you bro!!
fadialbouni 0
u gunna get busted
Pastperfect 0
well when this eventually gets discovered and people laugh at your patheticness you'll still have Rosie Palm
HolyHeadshot777 1
Loooooossseeeerrr
drupax67 0
ya but what happens when you meet a girl, and she looks you up on face book and sees you have a "girlfriend"....i suggest you delete that before you end up screwing yourself over.
ravensfan5 0
if you admit it on FML you should at least be able to not be such a pussy
OvenproofToast 0
What happens when they want to meet her ,OP?YDI for setting up the loss of all your friends.Start going FUU now,it will save time later
make_me_smile 4
what the hell! how is that an FML? u did that on pupose!