Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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ShadowLord 3
just post a pic if your hand.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
why even bother?
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Comments (118)
dbao9 0
lame
Limolin 2
I hope, PRAY, you didn't put in google search 'Pretty Girl' or 'Hot girl', like come on.
jussjess 0
I thought in order for them to have a picture, there would have to be an actual account behind it. Hmmm, desperate much?
danz123 7
Sooner or later someone will find out, and when they do it'll be hilarious. I'm imagining something like, "lol, look at *insert name here's* "girlfriend," and the picture of her with the words 'google fail' on it.
KateKiddo 6
I am "married" to a cartoon and I don't give f*ck =)
dontjudgeme13 0
that's not very smart what If someone secretly liked you and was finally going to go up to you, until you posted you had a "girlfriend"..:/ it's better just being single
KurtManson 0
I'm going to laugh when you make a new fml saying that your friends found out about your fake girlfriend by typing in hot girl or whatever and finding the same picture
Alexandriamuahh 0
hella ppl do that next time make them prove their real
DukeOfSaoPaulo 0
Dear OP: You suck and I hope everyone you know finds out and makes fun of you. Which they will when they realise you're her only friend and someone finds her pic on Google. Get a life. Kthx, The internet
furbs84 0
Why?