Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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ShadowLord 3
just post a pic if your hand.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
why even bother?
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Comments (118)
Joakley17 0
Wow that's dumb now you don't even have a chance at getting to now someone if they think you arnt single
idklalaalala 0
LOSER
theranter 0
Wow... dude... I got mine from Bing.
Doublefine 2
Jesus Christ, if you're a loser just live with it instead of putting off letting everyone know with interest! When they find out pretty quickly that you are just some idiot you'll get it way worse then before.
shanny998 3
i did that once....
weezer02 0
lol that is hilarious. you should add me on fb
weezer02 0
lol that is hilarious. you should add me on fb
Azn_Invazn 0
sad, just sad
aabb112 1
I'll be ur gf =]
budd28 0
what ever shines your horizon... lol that's funny I did that once wen I was in like 8th grade, it was valentines day and I made me a love note from an anonymous person ... every one found out