Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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ShadowLord 3
just post a pic if your hand.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
why even bother?
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Comments (118)
MrIncredibleSME 3
Instead of during around trying to figure out ways to impress others, why don't you figure out what you like about yourself and work on that? Even if your lie somehow works out however you hope it will, you're never going to be good enough for everyone. Be good enough for yourself.
Kolle 0
That is illegal dude
hahaleym 0
That's fraud, u can't take other peoples pics and put them as your profile. U could go to jail
baseak95 1
Its a dude in disguised as a chick lol
nabee26 15
WTF??? Why would you do something like that?? It's just stupid. Can we say loser?
CallMeBloo 31
Dude, have you even read ANYTHING on this site? You'll so get called out on this.
jessherself13 21
OP that's really sad, FYL for not going out and meeting new people. Which you could do, if you would get off of the computer. Good luck making new friends, and getting out in the world.
bluerara912 12
I hate phonies like you
comment11111 39
And that helps you how? do you think that will eventually lead to getting a girlfriend?
LuiZombie 3
And now you wonder why no one is with you. Smh.