Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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ShadowLord 3
just post a pic if your hand.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
why even bother?
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Comments (118)
lizzabeth2010 0
Effinggg patheticcc. YDI DUDE!
hellokat1 0
Yes, this is one of the most pathetic things I've heard in a while.
Illblowyourmind 3
The really sad thing is that the OP apparently has no close friend that would have noticed the absence of an actual gf. FYL my friend :(
OvenproofToast 0
He is about to lose ALL his friends bc of this. O_o
gusgus36 5
that's just pathetic. nothing wrong with being single, but a fake girlfriend really is sad. and you are lowering your chances of getting a real one, since I bet people will figure out that she's fake.
thisgirl2u 9
This is slightly disturbing.. I feel a twinge of sadness for your desperation. A lie is never a good thing, it turns into a wild fire soon you'll forget where you began and you'll be exhausted trying to keep up the story. Eventually you'll lose control and any dignity you still miraculously managed to have will go up in smoke.
jeremyt8nc 6
Welcome to life my friend. I'm 20 and only have one gf.
unidentified_sta 5
I'm 18 and had zero, I'll take your welcoming job now.
thisgirl2u 9
Really, I think most people agree you're only supposed to have one girlfriend at a time. ;-)
Althos_fml 5
#17 : You're not the only one here... But at least I never lied about it... I just fell into depression
LASuxs 0
That is pretty sad, you need another one for the exit strategy when you leave your gf
chippa 24
I'm 17 and have had 0 boyfriends. But I don't really care, I know I won't be alone all my life and I don't really -need- a boyfriend now. ;P
CowSaysRawr 0
Life gets annoying if you have one, you can barely do anything.
Brandon0wns 0
#3 lol
Filitov 0
Desperation truly knows no bounds sometimes.
krismir29 0
done it :)
OhShuttup 0
everyone will eventually find out and even if you do get a girlfriend no one will believe you! YDI
FrankHotpants 31
so whats the point of doing that anyway? does anyone even care?? are people suppose to be impressed or what?? YDI, that's just stupid.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree. Are any of his "friends" going to suddenly change their opinion of him?
Loserly 0
I'm not sure what's worse, doing that or posting about it on FML.