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Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was nice to my son's friend. He's 27 and needs to get a life, so now he won't stop texting me and flirting. I will have to escort him back, not just to the "friend zone", but to the "I'm twice your age and your friend's mom zone." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horseshit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
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papygeorges 17
Damn Is that why I'm still single? Why didn't anybody tell me instead of just kicking me in the balls?!
Johnatron 18
Well then...
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Comments (122)
ptellini 7
Wow and I thought I was dumb at 23.
Roxas_hearts 27
What a dick...
VeganDarkLight 31
*not a compliment for every woman. There's no need to colour every woman with the same brush. Coming from a man I'm interested in, this would be a compliment to me, some women like to be seen as sex objects.
xxlittlemsanime 24
So your saying you'd like for a random guy your interested in to say he's going to stuff his **** down your throat?
Welshite 40
#14: But the vast majority don't appreciate being seen or used as sex objects. It's better to be safe than sorry when telling people things like that. Personally, I would find it creepy and sexually harassing if someone told a person they had just met exactly what they wanted to do to him/her.
VeganDarkLight 31
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#19, if I'm sexually interested in him, why not? That's exactly what I want him to do then, so why should it bother me if he said it out loud? I'm aware that most women would see it as harassing, I just wanted to make clear that not all women are the same and it might be a compliment to some.
tranced_ 45
And the women who like to be seen as sex objects, we all know where they belong.
VeganDarkLight 31
#26, maybe I got my point across wrong. I like to be seen as an object in matters of sex. In other situations, I'm all for equality. I would never date somebody who didn't respect me as a human being, I'll never be dependent on somebody (were it monetary or psychologically) and I'll never let anyone tell me I belong into the kitchen or something. But when it comes to sex, I (and also some other women) like to be used.
nonsensical 26
Where?? In a sex shop? oh for the love of god whereeeeeeee!!!??
VeganDarkLight 31
That would be funny since I work in a sex shop :D But I think he's taking about the kitchen.
xxlittlemsanime 24
So, if you truly loved a man, and he just wants to use you for your body, you'd take it? That's all I'm hearing at this point.
VeganDarkLight 31
#35, please read my comment #27 "I would never date somebody who didn't respect me as a human being"
a1_z9 10
I can understand how it could be taken as a complement if the woman has made it known she's into all that (which baffles me, surely letting her jam the dicks into her throat works much better?), but in this situation I suspect that isn't the case.
Dramori 29
Your profile name hints you are a vegan... I'm just surprised there aren't more meat jokes here! Seriously though... You are getting downvoted by everyone because you claim you're all for equality yet say you wouldn't mind if a hot guy said this to you. If it's someone you know well then that's one thing, but a stranger saying this is just wrong, regardless of attractiveness.
allplayedout 20
You're confusing a compliment with a sexual comment as foreplay. You said you'd like to hear that kind of thing from someone you were sexually interested in, and that's the thing--the context and your consent are what create an atmosphere in which such a comment is appropriate. I don't think you'd appreciate hearing it as much if it were coming from some random drunk kid in a bar or somebody following you on the street, etc. Without context and consent (neither of which you have if you're saying something like this to a stranger), sexually aggressive language is not a "compliment," wherein the motives of the speaker would be shelved in favor of the recipient's approval--it's just plain harassment.
SweetasCandy0609 28
and as a women I'm telling you if a man came up and said something like that I would probably slap him and walk away, you apparently don't know much about women even though you are a woman yourself.
tranced_ 45
Well I was gonna say strip club but you know better (-_-")
VeganDarkLight 31
#57, at least I don't just slap somebody instead of telling him that I found his comment rude. Violence is never a proper answer. (just imagine a girl walking up to a guy and telling him something like "I want to ride your ****"- would you also think it would be the guy's right to slap her? So much for equality) Besides that, I didn't think my comment would cause such a discussion, otherwise I would have just kept my thoughts to myself. The only thing I stated that to me it would be a compliment and I know women who think the same. People and opinions are different. And if somebody I wasn't attracted to said this to me, I'd simply tell him it won't happen. At least it's more creative than "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" and those kinda lines and honest.
yerawizardlizzy 27
It's really funny you say that, because I've seen you comment "I like to be an object" on other FMLs of the same nature only to have the same response with you being combative the whole way. So you saying "If I knew I would create a discussion I would have kept my comments to myself" is you talking out your ass. It's true, some women prefer to be objectified in the bedroom, but you really aren't helping.
VeganDarkLight 31
#64, can you please tell me where I'm being combative? This is a serious question, I don't see where I could have offended anyone. Also, I can't remember having written something like that, must have been a while ago.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#57 first of all there are better pick up lines that are so cheesy so a "man" doesn't think it's okay to walk up to a woman and say I want to put my dick in your mouth and think that is not appropriate pick up line and as far as me saying I would slap him and walk off it sounds creepy for a random person to say that to someone he doesn't know for all I know he could be a rapist and if you think that it is then I would say you should work on your self esteem because that is not okay for someone to say that to you, you should have more respect for yourself.
VeganDarkLight 31
Wow, that was a long sentence. I'd understand that reaction if you were walking around alone in the dark and approached with that sentence out of nowhere, but if it was at a bar or somewhere else around people, slapping somebody would seem just wrong to me. Don't worry about my self respect, I have enough of it. (interesting fact: a lot of women who like to be dominated are actually succesful businesswomen who want to give away their responsibility and control once in a while)
limabeans101029 21
VeganDarkLight- I totally understand why you'd like to be treated that way in bed, it's something that me and my boyfriend enjoy too, but that doesn't change the fact that saying "I want to jam my **** down your throat" to a random woman is an incredibly stupid thing to do. The fact is the vast, vast majority of women would not appreciate it and would probably find it demeaning, creepy and even threatening.
chocolatelover96 14
Sounds like you need a shot of self esteem. NO woman should be happy to be treated as a sex object! And I definitely do not think it's right !
DoomedGemini 38
It's part of BDSM to be demeaned, but there's a time and place. BDSM requires a LOT of work and trust, anyone who really cares are going to do everything they can not to hurt you physically or emotionally. I find things like this a turn on, but only for a partner to say to me privately. This isn't what this is. BDSM is practiced between two partners giving consent and talking over boundaries, not a random man saying this to a woman he just met. You REALLY need to avoid encouraging this. Catcalling and street harassment damages women's self esteem. A simple whistle had me practically running home despite being into BDSM. Just as you wouldn't whip someone outside the bedroom when no consent is given, you do NOT say this shit, especially to a random woman.
jtfrisch 22
Well some women just need a weiner down their throat sometimes I guess lol
princesspeachxox 18
But I feel like the real question here is what he thought would happen from saying this to someone??? What is his win-lose ratio
Badkarma4u 17
The ratio w/l ratio may be high, but if he says it enough he will eventually rack up w's
Junbun 2
what I want to know if this something he whispers in the girls ear (promise of intimacy) or in public (humiliation).
MattStro 23
Id like to know how you came to learn of him saying this
Carebeareatu 23
Wow, he's such a smooth talker with the ladies....
BitchBeCray 12
HOW IS THIS NOT A ******* TOP COMMENT
RayRobles17 9
My whole life has been a lie
DaBayst 15
Shit if only I'd known earlier.
lexos 16
He sounds like a real gentlemen.
KwtWaffles 15
what planet is your kid from?