Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was nice to my son's friend. He's 27 and needs to get a life, so now he won't stop texting me and flirting. I will have to escort him back, not just to the "friend zone", but to the "I'm twice your age and your friend's mom zone." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horseshit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
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papygeorges 17
Damn Is that why I'm still single? Why didn't anybody tell me instead of just kicking me in the balls?!
Johnatron 18
Well then...
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Comments (122)
SweetasCandy0609 28
I'm sorry OP but your son needs to grow up at 23 he shouldn't have to be told that he should already know I mean hello common sense, however you seem like a good dad for telling him and not encouraging his behavior.
Drosophila82 18
Interesting conversation
91hayek 31
lol **** generation.
sstahpp 33
Sounds like a compliment to me.
Unlovable_Me 14
In a really twisted 'he said that so it must mean I'm attractive' kind of way. He still has no respect for women.
sstahpp 33
A guy who has no respect for a woman? Haha. Nothing new.
SystemofaBlink41 27
A girl who generalizes annoyingly? Nothing new. See how easy generalizing is?
Aimeejasmine 15
Nah it's not a compliment. He's making a total stranger a sex object and completely dehumanising the woman, if the man wasn't attractive you'd be insanely creeped out by the comment.
sstahpp 33
Chill people. A **** getting jammed down someones throat is a good thing.
DoomedGemini 38
Uh no, that's like saying sex is always a good thing. Ever heard of rape? It's not really uncommon for men to do this(catcalling and street harassment is still huge) but that's why we explain and encourage better behavior, not go "oh well it's normal." Can you imagine the world if that's all anyone ever did?
a1_z9 10
A compliment to someone with very low self esteem maybe. Personally I only find personal comments complimentary if they measure up to the amount of respect I feel for myself! I'm not saying that it's much but it's certainly above unsolicited sexually violent comments.
DoomedGemini 38
Not even to them #96, I have low to no self esteem and this would ruin it more. It's more of if people can somehow find a stranger treating them them like an object or something non-human complimenting. Most people see it as offensive, I really don't understand what goes on with the people who don't. BDSM, including demeaning, should only come with consent. And despite what some people seem to think, finding someone attractive =/= consent
sstahpp 33
Hahaha..oh Lord
loserman67 36
I hope you weren't the woman he said that to...
ButtBooger 9
Unless OP is Bruce Jenner, I doubt it.
Badkarma4u 17
Depends on the woman. Some women like bad boys.
SMHsohard 22
There's bad boys, and then there's disgusting boys. If he said it to a girlfriend, during foreplay/sex, and it was meant as a turn on, he's a bad boy (which brings up another FML-how did OP hear it?). If he walked up to a perfect stranger and said it, he's a disgusting boy, and I'm surprised he's still able to walk upright lol.
OhYouMad 12
Clever. Give her the ole tonsil tickler.
gearhead369 20
I see what you're saying, maybe the type of woman he wants takes that as a compliment. Not everyone is sugar and spice and it sounds like he isn't either
LittleMissTara 9
I'm not so sure... I'd feel pretty complimented if a dude said that to me ^_^
Mobetta_2300 22
That must've been an interesting conversation