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Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my husband filed for divorce because he discovered that we're actually fourth cousins. I tried to insist that means absolutely nothing, but he won't listen. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
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stickyface 17
You probably have hundreds of fifth cousins. The chances of sharing any DNA with him are remote, and what there is would be very slight. Don't worry about it, your kids are fine.
Crowned Sataness 12
5th is removed enough that it doesn't matter. My 3rd cousins alone are about 1000.
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stickyface 17
You probably have hundreds of fifth cousins. The chances of sharing any DNA with him are remote, and what there is would be very slight. Don't worry about it, your kids are fine.
Crowned Sataness 12
5th is removed enough that it doesn't matter. My 3rd cousins alone are about 1000.
Justkidding100 41
that's as genetically similar as a stranger who cares?
RichardPencil 32
There are those who argue that first cousins can marry and not beget a brood of r-words. Fifth cousins is so distant, no one in Alabama would be impressed.
JackWood 21
If your children came out alright then no need to worry. js
Nazmazh 18
I remember reading somewhere that odds are you could point to any random stranger in your hometown area and you'd probably be 4th cousins or similarly related. First-cousin marriage doesn't generally immediately lead to genetic issues accumulating, as long as the practice isn't repeated over several generations and such, and most regions have zero restrictions at all on second cousins marrying, because by that point your gene pool is reasonably far apart. Fifth cousin is a less-than-tangential relationship. And presumably you weren't raised together or anything, so it isn't like realizing you married a relative you lost contact with long ago or something. If you go back far enough, all of humanity is some degree of cousin with one another. Who knows? Maybe most of us are in relationships with a 10th-cousin twice removed or something (It's almost certainly a closer relationship than that).
idragosani 17
Fifth cousin? That's hardly even worth noting. You probably have many cousins with that same degree of separation
bleuroze 4
Everybody in the world is related to each other within a few generations. 5th cousin is a genetic stranger. You have to go back 6 generations to have a direct match.