Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was nice to my son's friend. He's 27 and needs to get a life, so now he won't stop texting me and flirting. I will have to escort him back, not just to the "friend zone", but to the "I'm twice your age and your friend's mom zone." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horseshit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
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papygeorges 17
Damn Is that why I'm still single? Why didn't anybody tell me instead of just kicking me in the balls?!
Johnatron 18
Well then...
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Comments (122)
chewebb 8
Great job raising him!
mattrd_fml 31
if a guy came up to me and said that I'd take it as a compliment. but I'm a guy too so...
JasonBB_fml 7
Best comment ever! LOL
Sheh_fml 25
That is not a compliment. That's sexual harassment. Granted, it might be different if he said it to someone he already knew, because some people like that kind of talk. But if he thinks it's okay to speak that way to strangers something is wrong with him.
eightbithero 12
That escalated quickly
captainsmegma 12
Depends on the situation. Picking up the corner prostitute yes. Buying cookies from the girl scouts no.
ManicGypsy 22
If my husband said that to me, he would probably end up sleeping on the couch for a week. If a random man said it to me, they would be singing soprano for a while.
Dean__Winchester 16
If he says he's Christian Grey then it might be to some twisted mind
cdncw 20
At least he didn't try Peanut Butter or Jelly...
BattyMomma 7
this is why father's need to be wingmen for their sons.
Corneliapresent 13
It's like a woman walking up to a guy and saying 'I want you on your knees licking my pussy' because when a guy says 'I want to jam my **** in your throat', he doesn't mean: I find you attractive and I want to have sex with you (and make sure you can also ******). No, he says: you should give me satisfaction and I don't care about yours, so the woman is just an object. Women who accept this as a one-liner from a guy they don't know (even if they like to be treated like an object from time to time (nothing wrong with that, but it has to be done on safe grounds)) accept it that the guy just has this awful conviction that he can treat women like objects for his satisfaction when and where he wants it. And that's wrong, because when you try to turn the situation around and treat men like objects, for instance when a strong woman or gay guy makes an approach like this, men don't like this kind of treatment. So women don't have to accept this either. Men and women are not the same but we all should get some basic respect, which means being treated like a human being and not a thing for someone else's satisfaction. So please OP, try to set it right with your son!
Axel5238 29
Unfortunately, there is a growing number of young people that do to whatever still don't know stuff you might joke around with your friends or stuff you see online doesn't necessarily transfer over to the real world and probably isn't a good idea. Also, consider that some people don't have a filter/don't and care and people not having interaction with people outside your friends can and will stunt your emotional growth.