Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my 21 year-old son he either has to break up with his girlfriend, who fills his head with lies about me, or I'd stop speaking to him. He laughed and said he'd fine with us not speaking ever again. FML
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was nice to my son's friend. He's 27 and needs to get a life, so now he won't stop texting me and flirting. I will have to escort him back, not just to the "friend zone", but to the "I'm twice your age and your friend's mom zone." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horseshit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML
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papygeorges 17
Damn Is that why I'm still single? Why didn't anybody tell me instead of just kicking me in the balls?!
Johnatron 18
Well then...
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Comments (122)
Johnatron 18
Well then...
sorainu 18
I would say FYL, but you should have taught him better. YDI
KeannaLove 32
Parents can only do so much in reaching their kids the right way to speak to people. For all we know, OP's son could be hanging out with people who find talking like that acceptable.
brand125 17
people like 2 who blame every little thing on the parents are so annoying and ignorant. as if one human being is never responsable for their own actions once they are an adult... parents can only do so much. plus, he WAS teaching his son to not say that... in the fml!
a1_z9 10
I always imagine this sort of person when told they're being a ******** just blames it on their parents and absolves themselves of all responsibility for it.
SweetasCandy0609 28
obviously #2 OP did not teach his son that because he told him that wasn't acceptable so stop trying to blame OP it could be a friend or something that be got That he got that from.
Nacho522 11
I don't see how it's OP's fault he didn't teach his son that telling a woman that he would like to ram his **** down a her throat is unacceptable. I hope I never have to teach my son that because I hope he has enough common sense to realize that on his own as an adult.
papygeorges 17
Damn Is that why I'm still single? Why didn't anybody tell me instead of just kicking me in the balls?!
ButtBooger 9
I actually enjoy the ball kicking. That's the only intimacy I'll ever get. :'(
Stazza11 27
And that 46, is why adult shops sell a wide range of fantastic products to satisfy your every need. Including but not limited to realistic, life sized dolls that actually talk dirty to you.
ButtBooger 9
But do those dolls kick balls?
strike2867 13
Umm, you need to be kicked in the balls more than once to figure out not to do something?
Allusivness 21
Well that's one way to be embarrassed if you we're with him. Wondering how you heard this O.o
Mauskau 36
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Well, you raised an idiot and he should've known that from school age. However, at least he isn't in his 40s.
Allusivness 21
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I'm not so sure. Lots of schools are going in a bad direction.
FieldLeftBlank 20
I'm curious what prompted the conversation.
trex454 21
im going to guess a pretty woman
micassures_fml 19
walking down the street
Eyalsh 32
the kind i'd like to meet..
natesmummy 11
This is stuck in my head now, thaaaanks
Heyjai 18
wait...what? It's not? At least he learned it at home and not via FML. ;)
itsalise 22
Maybe you should have told him that earlier
tranced_ 45
Yeah that is sick!
xxlittlemsanime 24
Why the hell would he even think...
Badkarma4u 17
Because it probably resulted in him getting a ******* more than once.
gracehi 33
Doubtful...
Aimeejasmine 15
Only if he had to pay the woman for it
Ichiya 29
11 clearly he didn't think.