howler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Make it rain
Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Addict
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
SilverAuthor
Detroit, United States
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Keesha
Loveland, United States
Kinky
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML
Top comments
x_Cupcakes 0
lol. Next time you want to do something weird, lock the door.
hideyoself 4
You cheep bastard
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Comments (128)
spike1545 0
why would you do that
jbtheone_fml 5
I assume you're a girl, what will you do for $401??
BWill9014 4
You assume it's a girl when the top of the fml clearly has a male symbol to the right.... good job
BWill9014 4
The only thing I've done close to that is throwing all my money in the air in excitement and let it all fall around me... but rubbing it on yourself is pretty messed up man
jbtheone_fml 5
wait, good thing you weren't getting yourself off with quarter rolls
OhFiona1 0
Lol win!
hamsmum 2
Yuck. I handle cash as little possible. You never how many strippers buttcracks it may have been down. Ick.
Ikdiy2009 0
you don't know where that dirty money has been!
JosiahDaMessiaj 0
that's only 20 seperate 20$ bills you're either a small person that made it look like alot, Jewish, or just extremly stupid with lots of extra time for such an insignifcant display. it couldn't have made you fell any better about just 400$
millionaire93 0
throw a fee at her and tell her to fix herself up lol.
bigdawg11 0
Op has $400 and thinks he/ she has enough money to do this. So hows this an fml???
hotdogcore 9
As Rob and Big would say... MAKE IT RAINNNN