Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Technically, that's stealing
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Breaking news
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Embezzlement
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Top comments
ThatHorse 15
And that kids is how taxes work.
TheCookieComet 23
hey thats 60 more bucks than I have.
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Comments (133)
jacksonpm23 13
Is your mom's name Bernie Sanders?
thexDoubleCx 10
Hahahaha all these butthurt Bernie fans disliking it.
xxYourALoserxx 4
He would have taken $90
roydashious 11
you win at life number one this had me rolling
R2Y2 22
Lol @people who bitch about taxes.
ScoocyDoong 11
Holy shit, this got a lot of hate.
kellerlindley20 10
It's all the people with Bernie fever
hacksaw246 24
Lol all the people down voting are the ones who think they're entitled to everything free.
hufflepuffle 13
I'm downvoting all of these replies because FML isn't the place for politics.
thefirstwhiteboy 17
I don't think that's how the world works
MegasaurusRex89 28
Sure it is. Ever heard of taxes?
mcsammo11 12
yeah but 51. she didn't give him anything back which is usually what happens with taxes
MegasaurusRex89 28
#74, no, not really. Some people do get money back, but a lot of people end up owing the government more. It all depends on your tax bracket, money paid in, and things you can claim.
Imhere4fml 24
#74, She gave OP life
helptheorphans 17
"got that gas money though?"
karankaria 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Be happy that she took only $40 and not the whole $100, because she could!
Cadillac_kid_15 27
She didn't find it, so why could she have taken it?
KrazyKatz3 26
It wasn't OP's money either.
Saikon1357 25
Because she's OP's mother
fingu 4
that's pretty half empty of you
Elban 20
Especially if she has size advantage. That's MY bike punk!
pickle682 17
Uhh no adults cannot steal money their kids own
PDSot 21
im pretty sure parents can legally take their childs money if the child is a minor
leogachi 15
@110 I think that only applies if they share a bank account, but in this case I don't think Op should be complaining because she still gets $60 that someone else is missing.
karankaria 17
@ #14 Its so Because she was there with him!
TheCookieComet 23
hey thats 60 more bucks than I have.
Shadowpartner 11
But 40 bucks less than he could have had.
Tacogamer20 14
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I feel like an ideal mother would instead instruct you to find the rightful owner instead of stealing it from you.
mattzawesome 28
Yeah, cause if you ask anyone on the street they are gonna say "no that's not my 100." It's never getting back to the owner unless the owner was right in front of them when he dropped it.
Lalala579121 28
How exactly do you suggest they do that? Knock on nearby doors and ask if people lost $100? 9 out of 10 people are going to say they did. If it were in a wallet then yeah that would be different, and OP would be a douchebag. But the FML makes it sound like it was just lying out in the open.
teentee401 37
People always want to comment to return money to the rightful owner, but how many of those people would ACTUALLY attempt that and not just keep it? And, like the people above me said, it's going to be nearly impossible to return it to the right owner.
lunar999 23
In the UK you're supposed to turn it in to the local post office and if no one claims it within a week the post office give it back to you.
Zoldyck 17
I wouldn't trust the post office with the money more than some stranger on the street.
asdadfhowrh 23
Well, instead of spending on themselves they can give the money in charity.
fohfuu 9
I would 100% hand it in to the police like you're supposed to. I'm in dire financial straights, but the person who lost it could be too.
Lalala579121 28
And hopefully the random person who claims it will be in just as dire straights as both of you.
gingerrenee 3
When I was a kid I found $32 laying out in middle of a university campus. I dragged my dad along to people and we asked them if they'd lost money. We were lucky we found the guy but we made him tell us the dollar amount.
ThatHorse 15
And that kids is how taxes work.
local_idiot 6
beat me to it
olpally 33
Hell no bitch!! **** that!
milehigh52 22
calm down dude.
mds9986 24
Do you want to get slapped by your mother? Because that's how you get slapped by your mother.
lunaforever21 14
some just dont care
lexred 30
Your mum must have been teaching u about the tax system.
AyeJay101 25
I see no problem in this. You have money you didn't have before! Damn greed.
kanarushi 1
agreed
9a_1z 12
Serves you right for not handing it in to the authorities like a responsible citizen.
mattzawesome 28
For $100? Maybe for $500+.
Mynamewontfi 40
Would you have done that? I know I wouldn't, since I'm too sceptical to believe the money would end up at the person it belonged to. Depends on the amount though.
ZoroMiHawk 25
yeah and if you didn't see the owner dropping the money, how would the "authorities" found out the owner? Open an investigation and go through all the legal hassle to identify the owner? Or just tell you what you need to hear and pocket the $100 themselves? There's a difference between being a good citizen and a puppet.
9a_1z 12
Yes I would want to check if someone had reported it missing, or if it was counterfeit. I'm pretty sure you are allowed to keep it if you hand it in and no-one claims it. I'm not desperate for money, I'd rather make sure someone isn't going without it if I could take reasonable steps to return it.
9a_1z 12
I better add I meant my comment jokingly, I don't think it's bad to keep the money even if it's not something I'd necessarily do.
Lalala579121 28
It's one thing saying that if it was in a wallet, but just for $100 lying on the ground? Come on.
OrangeSodaCrazy 10
stfu
KrazyKatz3 26
Exactly... If I had lost 100 on the street and someone had found it and spent it I would not be happy. That has happened to me before but I think it was stolen. If I found anything above 5 on the ground I would turn it in or at least give it to charity...