Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML
Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
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Top comments
juggalo2 22
Geez. For $800 you'd think they could at least throw in the crotch. Do they charge separately for it?
dasin 18
maybe they are for her new job?
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Comments (10)
juggalo2 22
Geez. For $800 you'd think they could at least throw in the crotch. Do they charge separately for it?
famlife 6
Ok I admit, I had to laugh at this.
Ilmoran 20
They charge extra for the labor to remove it.
dasin 18
maybe they are for her new job?
Ody 2
🤣🤣🤣
RichardPencil 32
You probably could've gotten passable clothes at Goodwill. I'm wondering about your mom's lingerie. Maybe it's an investment? Does she have an OnlyFans account? MILF **** is very popular. Or so I've heard...
kekekanee 3
OP never stated where they got the clothes because it very well could have been at a bargain store. You also don’t know the quantity that they got for the $200.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Do you share like an Amazon account or something?
jobekka 20
don't have joined accounts other people.. keep your money to yourself.
peterblackmer91 12
Why is your phone getting notifications about her order? Why are you even living at home?
LaDouche 1
What’s your moms phone number, if you don’t mind
Guillaume Deschênes 7
screenshot that confirmation next time she bitches about your work clothes show the screenshot of her crotchless pa ty order while loudly saying "and 800$ for crotchless panties is okay wtf mom" bonus point if in a public setting
gluskab 3
I might spend more than 200 on just norm clothes today. if anything she need to butch ME out hahah