howler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Make it rain
Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Addict
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
SilverAuthor
Detroit, United States
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Keesha
Loveland, United States
Kinky
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML
Top comments
x_Cupcakes 0
lol. Next time you want to do something weird, lock the door.
hideyoself 4
You cheep bastard
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Comments (128)
hideyoself 4
You cheep bastard
mshooter 0
Exactly.
novair 5
cash is dirty hello herps
takeapieandrun 9
He's not cheap just because he rubs money all over himself... for all we know he could have bought a Ferrari instead of a bike.
MyChemical_fml 0
C'mon guys... We ALL have done that or wanted to do it ONCE in our lives...
Sadochan 0
If you have the money, why be embarrassed? Your mum's just jealous she doesn't have the dough.
TheBombDotCom_ 0
lol, yes.
jazziness 12
#32 I've only rolled money
dreamingofnyc 0
i haven't.
bran_d1986 0
Were you naked?
Takador 3
#110 if he wasnt naked, this wouldnt be an FML
ygdrassil 17
You are allowed to do this if you: a) strike it rich on the stock market all of a sudden; b) discover gold or oil on your property or; c) win the lottery. Unless you fall into one of those categories you're just a douche.
pcentral 17
Dafuq did I just read??
derp_taco 22
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Jyeff 7
*cheap. How come nobody realized this before?
Jeremy Phillips 18
OP is rubbing 20 notes over themselves where is the Ferrari I can get for that?
yomomasmoma 0
how exciting
poiuytjfffc 0
respect for the greatest people ever. I don't know about you, but I'm sure proud to know that guys like this will be the future of our generation.
EmreArslan 11
What the ****??? Why are u rubbing urself with money? Materialism 2 much? Seriously dude there is sumthing wrong here, or were you trying to get rid of aids after u watched southpark? I feel 100per cent hiv-positive about that :p
jangalianxi 6
...and why exactly were we going this?
xMaNNiNGx119 0
Because he has a money fetish
GunReaper 0
it's not like he was licking the money or beatin the meat with his dough. lay off the gay. and OP this isn't even an FML WTF! I think you posted this just to show off your money. with our shitty economy most people don't have an extra $400 to spend. so stop posting bogus fmls.
ohSNAPyall 27
Because he wants to be Scrooge McDuck
GunReaper 0
WTF? why was my comment moderated. stupid moderators. I didn't even say a ****** bad thing. docbastard and others have said worse and haven't gotten modded! (not hatin) ****** fag mod
x_Cupcakes 0
lol. Next time you want to do something weird, lock the door.
Jonkbaby 23
lol
MzKylz 0
nice one lol FYL
leogzz 0
Nice cleavage. ;)
meb123hazel 21
#6- Your boobs go IN your shirt -_-
spikey818 9
show me the monayyyy
carnage1106 0
I prefer show me the monaaaaaaay
palltaru 0
I prefer mmoooooooooonay
triggerit 5
I prefer cash
perdix 31
I went to the Louvre and shouted, "Show me the Monet!"
kibbleskid911 0
lol 79
insanesna1l 0
should use one to light a cigar
mshooter 0
I also wanna give a shoutout to Sirin. Best mod ever. Like for seriously.
Alleged_Cranium 7
Had you earned them the old fashioned way? Stripping?
Necromal 2
he must be really good to earn 20's as a stripper.
Jimboom 12
Lets be honest. That was less weird than the fact you were naked and sporting a hard on.
brianjman14 23
Nah, being naked and having a hard on is normal. Rubbing money on yourself, ehhh, not normal, but has been done before.
Jimboom 12
But rubbing money all over yourself while naked and sporting a hard on... not so normal. Especially if he was using it to assist in self pleasure.
neondeath 0
ouch a paper cut down there... I'd prefer 200 cuts in the webbing of my hands and feet than 1 in that area