howler
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Make it rain
Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Addict
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
SilverAuthor
Detroit, United States
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Keesha
Loveland, United States
Kinky
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML
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x_Cupcakes 0
lol. Next time you want to do something weird, lock the door.
hideyoself 4
You cheep bastard
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Comments (128)
yake12 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
savfd645 7
Gold digger!!
blahblahblah5_x 13
Ew that's so vile, YDI. P.S you have no idea who's touched the cash before, I mean some other creeps may've rubbed the cash all over them .. and who's to say they were wearing clothes ?
someone234 5
Well, I guess I wont be taking a holiday in Ohio any time soon, knowing theres a bit of you on every $20 bill
Jackmangold 0
having $400 to spare isn't anything that warrants an FML lol
VeeEight 5
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahHaha!!!!!!!
rattusrattus 19
Hilarious mental image there. Also, I hope you like your priapism. Some people use money to snort cocaine, and when absorbed into the genatalia can cause prolonged state of arousal. As in, down the doctors, never get it up again after the operation state of arousal. Still, the image is hilarious.
fAiRyMaN3 0
Now how the **** is that an FML?! I hate it when people ruin the point of **** my life and make it bless my life compared to the kind of day I'd have when seeing some one complain about stupid shit
mazesm 11
I'll feel bad for the people who get the money next.
TH3_B345T 0
hahahahahhahaha