Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML
Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, my wife tried to be sexy by climbing on top of me wearing nothing but a thong. Unfortunately, her knee came down in just the wrong spot and I passed out instantly from the pain of my testicle rupturing. I'm in hospital now recovering from the removal surgery. FML
Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
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bigpappy7 5
So...uh...how did you manage that?
inner_peace 19
Just reading that made me cringe.
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Comments (145)
jelly_bennett 23
I'm a female and I cringed..yikes
10splayer 5
I noticed that the OP's gender is listed as female. haha, probably another surprise for the nurses
jelly_bennett 23
It's listed as male..
10splayer 5
damn phone app... it's listed as female on my phone.
jelly_bennett 23
Lol all is forgive
more4me 27
How ?!!!!
pitapizzaparty 18
U switched ur balls lol?
Marielle_T 10
It's the kind of FML where I feel the pain just by reading it...and I don't have balls! Seriously, menstruation pain doesn't sound as bad anymore...
xoteeshaox 22
depends on how bad you get your period pain, but i get what you're saying.
DeadpoolsBitch 13
Wait.....what?! O_o
allred1997 19
That seems unimaginably painful
andiesaur 18
How did that lead to a hospitalization?! This totally needs a follow-up.
SmoothPancakes 10
Because it's a medical emergency when it happens. If it's not untwisted and blood supply restored in time, the ******** will die. Unless someone wants to go around being called One Nut Chuck for the rest of his life, he's gonna haul his ass to the hospital. Plus with the kind of pain I can only imagine would he associated with that, I'd be speeding to the hospital anyways to try and get the pain stopped.
Articulation 12
Must have been pretty ballsy to try something like that.
worldclassrager 41
I hope that's not as bad as being castrated