Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML
Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, my wife tried to be sexy by climbing on top of me wearing nothing but a thong. Unfortunately, her knee came down in just the wrong spot and I passed out instantly from the pain of my testicle rupturing. I'm in hospital now recovering from the removal surgery. FML
Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
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bigpappy7 5
So...uh...how did you manage that?
inner_peace 19
Just reading that made me cringe.
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Comments (145)
robertmil90 10
one word...OUCH!!!!
DylanHasClass 17
Never knew that was possible
telli164 30
How on earth does this even happen!
vikky538 29
what were you doing ..a ballet dance..
thereal_BA 5
Look up testicular torsion if you wanna know more about it....
TwentyFourBeerz 18
This is total bullshit!!!!
KarlwithaK91 12
Holy crap! I had never heard of testicular torsion before. just googled it. made me cringe so bad I had to stop reading... the article was saying that the pain is so much that it is often quickly followed my nausea and vomiting. you definitely have my best wishes.
Epickitty58 29
MOTHER OF GOD. Maybe only childbirth could compare to that kind of pain.
sexual_girl 15
I'm a girl so I don't quite understand everything about male genitalia... but... how?!
pooldude 24
i just wanna ask... how.... how did you manage that?? even reading this masked my balls hurt!
nobodyspecific 11
Cross your nuts and your fingers -yoteslaya