Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that the 28 year-old woman I hooked up with a week ago is a widow and her kids, who I’ve met once, have started calling me Daddy. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML
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Top comments
brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, your dating someone who is old enough to be your dad?
lolyoufail 0
So? =P
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Comments (122)
Yellowjello1800 7
"...younger THAN me..."
fuckup666 17
What does it matter if you like him? Superficial much?
weveallbeenthere 30
as long as you both getting out of it what you want. good for both of you.
jaay666 7
You should actually be worried about your grammar, rather than being worried about shacking up with a grandpa. bu the way, its 'then,' not 'than.'
fantasyworld 39
How old are you two?
GeorgiaBea 28
If it's just a hook up, why does it matter?
marthamydear23 9
so?
sharond23 10
so? you liked him before but now you don't? What is wrong with You? his age shouldn't matter.
Katy Avada 5
I don't know why everyone is so judgemental about this. I married a man twenty years older than me and became a step great grandmother in doing so. and I'm betting I am happier than all of you put together. I'm also being he is better on a dance floor and in bed than any of you. your stigmas suck.
millsjoshua949 12
And??? If you're attracted to him enough to have sex with him I'm not sure why him being a grandfather is a problem. ydi