Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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Top comments
Laurendorcus 0
You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"
benrlc 0
So why is it FYL?
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Comments (188)
justmeagirl 0
DTMFA.
quietlytearful 0
what?
Helljoker 0
It's the new byproduct of the Grammar Nazis!! Introducing the Grammar Boyfriend!
blackllama 0
Or, The grammar nazi boyfriend!
damienwatkins 0
a real fml would be "I totally got taken over during my first time having sex and had a huuuge ******. I'm a guy. fml
hcube 0
I'd like to be the judge of that. :-)
HoesInaBox 0
That was rather creepy. :-)
quietlytearful 0
yes I agree. that was rather creepy.:-)
spinx13 0
you must be a total lame f**k if that's all he could comment on..FHL for not dumping you for a real woman
MakotoNaegi 6
the hell is wrong with you?
LtChicken 0
isn't grammar only written..? I'm probably wrong.
axelkg 0
You're wrong.
rnivolep 7
You're right lol
kyarush 10
good sex is a problem? what's wrong with kids these days? lol
cliter_dick 2
was it fun?
perdix 31
The OP better be worried if snickerdoodles comes to town. At the moment of climax, she reels off original sonnets in perfect iambic pentameter. . . or so I've heard ;) Your boyfriend will take that over your illiterate gruntings in a flash!
DreamerofWorlds 0
XD, that image had me cracking up. "Your dick has made me cum so hard right now..." lmao
perdix 31
Thanks, snick, but if you liked that one, I wonder what you thought of my comment #254 on the SC snow story. You may want to PM me your response on that one ;)
Columbia_fml 2
Hahaha ohhh my god... OP, if you don't want him, may I please have a go? The only thing sexier than good grammar is someone who can correct bad grammar. :)
HoesInaBox 0
Matchmaker had calculated your results: sexy redhead by the name of snickerdoodles!