Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
Next time, up HIS arse?! SURE!!! Buy an extra-wide strap-on for "HIS" pleasure....
RichardPencil 32
Losing two virginities back-to-back? That's going to be a great story for the grandchildren. I can imagine you telling it every Thanksgiving. You know, when someone mentions stuffing. "Speaking of stuffing, let me tell you of the time Grandpa..." Good times!
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Comments (7)
supree14 3
He's a pig. Leave him before you get hurt.
DirtySalamander 9
he was asking, not demanding. lol
RichardPencil 32
Losing two virginities back-to-back? That's going to be a great story for the grandchildren. I can imagine you telling it every Thanksgiving. You know, when someone mentions stuffing. "Speaking of stuffing, let me tell you of the time Grandpa..." Good times!
jbuckets_404 39
Next time, up HIS arse?! SURE!!! Buy an extra-wide strap-on for "HIS" pleasure....
mskeptik 12
Why don't you gladly agree? Just say: "Sure honey, lube your arse and let me go grab my strap-on".
Vivien Lee 7
Ew....what kind of man is he?
MrGrumblebum 21
One that asks first, clearly.
Itsheragain 9
tell him, "yeah after you".
carrs2154 9
yikes!!