Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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Laurendorcus 0
You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"
benrlc 0
So why is it FYL?
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Comments (188)
iloveloosy12 0
your bf fails! happy sexlife!! slap him in the face next time but kiss him after ha
DR_REXX 0
#8 not true if u can hit the right spot in the ****** "damn i hate that word" then u can practically make any girl have a ****** its about the speed and the spot. go for the g-spot. takes a whike to find :) lol sad a 16 yr old knows this
DR_REXX 0
I AGREE #34
KurouTenshi 0
this sound like what would happen if snickerdoodles ever got laid...
pr0adam 0
bitch u gotta stop complaining
caosdth 2
i think thats hot grammar doesnt matter when you are ******* your bf/gf, and it REALLY doesnt matter when you are cumming. so fyl for having a grammar nazi in the bedroom, but ylia for having your first ******
NewJoisey 0
why wasn't this made by snickerdoodles? oh thats right, she can't get laid.
gurlucrazy 0
this is not at all an FML!! you got an ****** the first time you had sex! very few girls can say that
fuzz97 23
that's the worst of the Grammar Nazis, right there.
picturescrazy 24
Haha, wow, that was fantastic xD I too, am a grammar Nazi.